Leaks coming thick and fast now

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/manunitedzone_/s...ZV43aePOv87DGQ

They’re going to admit defeat on de Jong at 11pm on deadline day and wonder why all the 2nd/3rd/4th options don’t fancy it

100%

Well, we tried!

Guarantee that will be the line.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Definitely Ronaldos people leaking this stuff. I read another one today saying that he’s sulking in the canteen eating on his own

be honest sparky would you want to eat next to some of these £#%&!ing %@#$&!s ?

struggling to pick up a utensils, dropping food on the floor. Screaming because luke shaw stole the last bread roll again ?

Nah £#%&! that i will sit on my todd

Originally Posted by plopborsky

be honest sparky would you want to eat next to some of these £#%&!ing %@#$&!s ?

struggling to pick up a utensils, dropping food on the floor. Screaming because luke shaw stole the last bread roll again ?

Nah £#%&! that i will sit on my todd

I’d bring in packed lunches and sit in the car.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

I’d bring in packed lunches and sit in the car.

Does Beans on Toast keep?…

Originally Posted by plopborsky

be honest sparky would you want to eat next to some of these £#%&!ing %@#$&!s ?

struggling to pick up a utensils, dropping food on the floor. Screaming because luke shaw stole the last bread roll again ?

Nah £#%&! that i will sit on my todd

I reckon Shaw just picks up the whole basket of rolls the second it comes out.

“Luke, we’ve been over this. The rolls are for everyone”

@UnitedReUp Reports from the Carrington canteen that #Ronaldo is bringing his own Papo Secos into the breakout area and spooning a 5 bean #SUPERMIX into each roll, is now not making eye contact with kitchen staff or adhering to the club's set diet #MUFC

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

@UnitedReUp Reports from the Carrington canteen that #Ronaldo is bringing his own Papo Secos into the breakout area and spooning a 5 bean #SUPERMIX into each roll, is now not making eye contact with kitchen staff or adhering to the club's set diet #MUFC

Eye contact bit done me

So glad the the virus that is Paul pogba is gone....

Oh how some would be foaming at the mouth to chat shit about him if he played at brentford....

Same dressing room friction and embarrassing performances. So it’s wasn’t him after all.

Originally Posted by marlo

So glad the the virus that is Paul pogba is gone....

Oh how some would be foaming at the mouth to chat shit about him if he played at brentford....

Same dressing room friction and embarrassing performances. So it’s wasn’t him after all.

He didn’t help did he?

Originally Posted by marlo

So glad the the virus that is Paul pogba is gone....

Oh how some would be foaming at the mouth to chat shit about him if he played at brentford....

Same dressing room friction and embarrassing performances. So it’s wasn’t him after all.

i don't think he helped either. It's not about being correct about one player either here. I mean De Gea has not said anything wrong or spoken out but I still want him out as much as pogba. Just because you have an idea that it was about his skin color does not mean you have to keep running the same boring argument.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

He didn’t help did he?

well it’s obvious he want the virus you lot were painting him out to be.

he isn’t one of the leaders in the dressing him abs doesn’t have a clique.

to be honest our dressing room morale only become an issue at a certain point when a certain player signed.
this certain player is known to have an ego and it’s £#%&!ijg obvious

But we all pretend or convince ourselves other wise.
The same player doesn’t even want to be here but that “get players who want to play for the club” rule doesn’t apply here.

Do you have difficulty spelling, massive thumbs or is it a problem with the keyboard?

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Do you have difficulty spelling, massive thumbs or is it a problem with the keyboard?

Gets a bit flustered when talking about PP

https://twitter.com/MirrorFootball/status/1559220305213759490?s=20&t=aMzX4gre4OkXrjOIgWMKDQ

Turkey’s voting for Christmas or stabbing their teammates in the back?

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/MirrorFootball/s...4OkXrjOIgWMKDQ

Turkey’s voting for Christmas or stabbing their teammates in the back?

They must think the others aren’t good enough. Wow.

“hello board, we reckon Dalot, Varane, Sancho, Fred and de Gea are holding us back.”

“O…K…”

Originally Posted by Finport Red

They must think the others aren’t good enough. Wow.

“hello board, we reckon Dalot, Varane, Sancho, Fred and de Gea are holding us back.”

“O…K…”

Well… they probably are, but still.

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/MirrorFootball/s...4OkXrjOIgWMKDQ

Turkey’s voting for Christmas or stabbing their teammates in the back?

I always chuckle at the phrasing.

‘SOS message’ : what are they shooting flares out the canteen window?

Originally Posted by Finport Red

They must think the others aren’t good enough. Wow.

“hello board, we reckon Dalot, Varane, Sancho, Fred and de Gea are holding us back.”

“O…K…”

They probably couldn’t even get that right.

“We think Fred, Dalot and Maguire aren’t good enough “

“You’re Maguire”

“Well…. Those others guys then.”

Originally Posted by dunk

Well… they probably are, but still.

The board needs to buy them a mirror to have good long look into.

A wide one obviously for Maguire.

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/MirrorFootball/s...4OkXrjOIgWMKDQ

Turkey’s voting for Christmas or stabbing their teammates in the back?

https://twitter.com/utdplug/status/1559151829979697152?s=21&t=JbUP75RXPGMbDnZM-S8Y4Q

Originally Posted by AK14

https://twitter.com/utdplug/status/1...PGMbDnZM-S8Y4Q