Chelsea v Spurs match thread KO 4:30pm

Would have been great if Tuchel swiped Conte's toupee before the handshake and ran round the pitch holding it in the air with Conte chasing him

Originally Posted by Pop

Would have been great if Tuchel swiped Conte's toupee before the handshake and ran round the pitch holding it in the air with Conte chasing him

..... and the Benny Hill music playing over the P.A. system.

Originally Posted by Pop

Would have been great if Tuchel swiped Conte's toupee before the handshake and ran round the pitch holding it in the air with Conte chasing him

He puts in a bucket of water and it gives birth to thousands of wigs

Originally Posted by Pop

Would have been great if Tuchel swiped Conte's toupee before the handshake and ran round the pitch holding it in the air with Conte chasing him

Then, when they’re told to stay in their technical boxes, you just get a shot of Conte and a big long stick creeps into the shot trying to lift it off his head.

Originally Posted by Fat Al

Listening to the post-game analysis from Carragher & Souness & they've been banging on about how the way football is played in the PL has returned football to being a mans game & all foreigners are cheating diving scum.

Calling the feminism police in 3, 2, 1

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Calling the feminism police in 3, 2, 1

I’ve slated the perception of the women’s game, but that is a ridiculously stupid thing to say while sat next to the former England women’s captain. Silly old dinosaur.

Right on cue

https://twitter.com/bethany_eng15/status/1558876297920745472?s=21&t=fR7wFHJSFAqXDPS2aTSWAw

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Right on cue

https://twitter.com/bethany_eng15/st...FAqXDPS2aTSWAw

get off your £#%&!ing high horse. £#%&! me they win a trophy that my under 9's would probably be able to pick up blindfolded and all of a sudden they're dropping tweets like this.


state.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Right on cue

https://twitter.com/bethany_eng15/st...FAqXDPS2aTSWAw

Assuming they were talking about spurs Chelsea? In which case it literally is a man’s game played by 22 men?

He’ll probably have the sack for that

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Right on cue

https://twitter.com/bethany_eng15/st...FAqXDPS2aTSWAw

If I speak i'm in big trouble.

I’ve got no issue with Carragher and Souness being cancelled. I’m 100% with the feminists on this one. Pitchforks out!

https://twitter.com/arghkid/status/1558869851145371648

You could how uncomfortable carragher and Tyler were when he said who’s player of the match Jamie. Ffs 🤦‍♂️. It’s pathetic

Originally Posted by Vedder

He’ll probably have the sack for that

Hopefully.

Originally Posted by puressence

You could how uncomfortable carragher and Tyler were when he said who’s player of the match Jamie. Ffs 🤦‍♂️. It’s pathetic

women. women were the man of the match.

https://twitter.com/itsthepidgehere/status/1558878412370059265?s=21&t=OQyvQYNfg9Pu0LMsHxiMDQ

Her face

I actually don’t mind her tbh and would rather listen what she’s got to say over the likes of Radknapp, Dawson, Merson etc

But yeah it’s all a bit ridiculous…

Hopefully that’s the end of Souness though.

tbf - he’s meant that, and that’s just being a dick

Originally Posted by Stickman

tbf - he’s meant that, and that’s just being a dick

Absolutely. It’s a really crass and stupid thing to do. It’s not the first time he’s shown himself to an ignorant relic. Spends most of his time moaning about modern footballers, despite retiring about 35 £#%&!ing years ago.

The fawning over the women’s team has got to predictably over the top, but that’s just downright insulting with her sat there. Comes across as right dick IMO.

Sky are alway looking for excuses to freshen up their panel. They could do a lot worse than retiring that silly old fool.

Originally Posted by AK14

https://twitter.com/itsthepidgehere/...g9Pu0LMsHxiMDQ

Her face

I actually don’t mind her tbh and would rather listen what she’s got to say over the likes of Radknapp, Dawson, Merson etc

But yeah it’s all a bit ridiculous…

Hopefully that’s the end of Souness though.

Why is she there though? Womens football is pub football standard, shall we get Tony from the Red Lion on next week?