Ten Hag CANCELS players' day off!

Would loved to have been a fly on the wall when Shaw read the text

Standing in his kitchen, just about to tuck into his second bowl of coco pops…. Just eat loading on the iPad.

Day ruined

It wasn’t punishment beatings but punishment running instead

Erik

https://www.twitter.com/SkyKaveh/status/1558809471366975488

he wont be manager at Christmas ...imagine that month were maybe mid table at best and poch is free whilst the world cup is on

If it's to do with collective distance covered, do they have to do the 8.5 miles between them then? If so, that's a shit punishment.

Originally Posted by puressence

leaks monday , hopefully playing a behind closed doors v fc utd tuesday , team winners wednesday , training pictues thursday , erik traininings gone well friday press conference. // and repeat .. just f***ing fold you c***s

Struggling to believe I’m saying this but, good post, pure... Blimey.

Originally Posted by puressence

he wont be manager at Christmas ...imagine that month were maybe mid table at best and poch is free whilst the world cup is on

Poch is exactly what was needed and remains exactly what is needed.

Originally Posted by ErikvanHaaksbergen

Poch is exactly what was needed and remains exactly what is needed.

Originally Posted by ErikvanHaaksbergen

Poch is exactly what was needed and remains exactly what is needed.

You berk that chubby faced fraud can £#%&! off.

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

It wasn’t punishment beatings but punishment running instead

Erik

https://www.twitter.com/SkyKaveh/sta...09471366975488

He wanted them to run….

Originally Posted by dunk

You berk that chubby faced fraud can f*** off.

Every single achievement Ten Hag has on the CV but amplified. Even took his side to the European Cup final over Tenners. Would set a team up with proper foundations then build from there.. Then again you seem to think 1 billion £ spent on transfer fees by the club is just smoke & mirrors to disguise from the fact we don’t spend anything on transfers .. so what do I know

Originally Posted by ErikvanHaaksbergen

Every single achievement Ten Hag has on the CV but amplified. Even took his side to the European Cup final over Tenners. Would set a team up with proper foundations then build from there.. Then again you seem to think 1 billion £ spent on transfer fees by the club is just smoke & mirrors to disguise from the fact we don’t spend anything on transfers .. so what do I know

Literally nothing going off your posts and comprehension skills.

Originally Posted by dunk

Literally nothing going off your posts and comprehension skills.

Time will tell all

Originally Posted by 20LEgend1999

If it's to do with collective distance covered, do they have to do the 8.5 miles between them then? If so, that's a shit punishment.

Sounded good in his head.

A proper Dr Evil “one. million. Dollars” moment

Originally Posted by ErikvanHaaksbergen

Poch is exactly what was needed and remains exactly what is needed.

Get the spineless @#%&!s out on the training pitch & make them do bleep tests, sprints, etc.

Put a table on the centre spot with a stack of transfer requests & a pen on it. Tell them they can leave training any time they want, they just have to fill out the transfer request.

Then beast the £#%&!ing bastards til they drop.

Pining for a new manager already, one fresh off flopping in Paris

The naivety to think a manager is going to come in and wave his magic wand, and make the immense adverse impact of Arnold and the Glazers just disappear

Originally Posted by Fat Al

Get the spineless @#%&!s out on the training pitch & make them do bleep tests, sprints, etc.

Put a table on the centre spot with a stack of transfer requests & a pen on it. Tell them they can leave training any time they want, they just have to fill out the transfer request.

Then beast the £#%&!ing bastards til they drop.

Maybe put a plate of buns and cakes on the table too, just to ‘encourage’ one or two over.

And maybe someone in attendance to read out what the pages say.

Originally Posted by Finport Red

Maybe put a plate of buns and cakes on the table too, just to ‘encourage’ one or two over.

And maybe someone in attendance to read out what the pages say.

Andrew Tate for example. Dropping truth bombs all over them.

“Your ancestors battled sabre tooth tigers for you to be too lazy to chase back and track a midfielder you effing ho”

Originally Posted by Wayne Jenkins

Pining for a new manager already, one fresh off flopping in Paris

The naivety to think a manager is going to come in and wave his magic wand, and make the immense adverse impact of Arnold and the Glazers just disappear

There is no magic wand. But what would appear more naive, to my dolt-like leaden mind, is taking a soft-as-shite side that lost 6 in a row away from home before you joined and thinking a 5 ft 7 centre back and more slow forwards who can’t press defensively is the solution. That sounds like a compounding-effect to me. But who knows. We will see in the passage of time.

Two games in and the ‘we should have got Poch’ shouts have started already