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Unread 22-07-2022, 09:44 PM
Neo
 
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don't really know!

getting by I think. thank you for asking
#ItsOkayToTalk

Don't be afraid to reach out, Silv. Talking is massively helpful.

Not to me though obvs, I couldn't give a f***, but I'm sure someone will be willing to listen to you.
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 09:47 PM
silv
 
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#ItsOkayToTalk

Don't be afraid to reach out, Silv. Talking is massively helpful.

Not to me though obvs, I couldn't give a f***, but I'm sure someone will be willing to listen to you.
i blame lockdowns
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 09:54 PM
Neo
 
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i blame lockdowns
Agreed pal, agreed. We all miss them, those sweet, halcyon days when health was prioritised, the vulnerable were protected, pub-dwelling Owens were seething and roidhead gym apes were raging.

Alas, those days seem gone forever, a shadow of distant dust. However, don't mourn that they're over, celebrate that they happened.

Who knows, we may well see their like again, for hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 10:29 PM
measlyshark
 
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Currently sipping - Ice cold summersby apple cider, with crush ice and an apple slice. Easing in....poolside

f*** me, is that real? Is that your thumb? You've either smashed the f***er in a door or injected filler into it.

Cut it off, you know it makes sense.
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 10:35 PM
Ethers
 
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Standard working man’s thumb tbh.
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 10:35 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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f*** me, is that real? Is that your thumb? You've either smashed the f***er in a door or injected filler into it.

Cut it off, you know it makes sense.
Never had Bunks down as a Light Fingered Larry but one lives and learns.

Reckon old Prosthetic Pete had his lower arm chopped off when he was in th’army.

This day is just full of surprises.
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 10:43 PM
Finport Red
 
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I’m still trying to get my head round the decision to plonk a huge wedge of apple in a plastic cup of cider.

A Bloody Mary? Why a stick of celery obviously.
A gin and tonic? A wedge of lemon or lime, perhaps cucumber.
But what to do with this gentleman’s drink? What fruit will add life and joy to this 35° plastic cup of carlsberg’s terrible attempt at cider? Fire a lump of apple in it Jose, at least it’ll not just taste of chemicals.
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 10:47 PM
silv
 
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I’m still trying to get my head round the decision to plonk a huge wedge of apple in a plastic cup of cider.

A Bloody Mary? Why a stick of celery obviously.
A gin and tonic? A wedge of lemon or lime, perhaps cucumber.
But what to do with this gentleman’s drink? What fruit will add life and joy to this 35° plastic cup of carlsberg’s terrible attempt at cider? Fire a lump of apple in it Jose, at least it’ll not just taste of chemicals.
It’s the continent! Leave him alone. It’s good he’s getting some goodness because he’ll be found face down at Sticky Vicky’s first thing tomorrow
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 10:48 PM
armchair
 
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I’m still trying to get my head round the decision to plonk a huge wedge of apple in a plastic cup of cider.
Apple in an apple drink?!
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 10:49 PM
measlyshark
 
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Standard working man’s thumb tbh.
You run John Lewis Wale's branch. f*** off.
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 10:49 PM
silv
 
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Krony in the back garden.
Measley drinking with all his friends
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 10:50 PM
measlyshark
 
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It’s the continent! Leave him alone. It’s good he’s getting some goodness because he’ll be found face down at Sticky Vicky’s first thing tomorrow
Sticky vicky - Benidorm? Ping pong balls 1988. Cracking.

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Measley drinking with all his friends
Measly, Measly FFS.
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 10:52 PM
Finport Red
 
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Apple in an apple drink?!
‘Apple drink’ is dangerously close to breaching the trades descriptions act with that stuff.
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 10:53 PM
measlyshark
 
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‘Apple drink’ is dangerously close to breaching the teases descriptions act with that stuff.
What?
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 10:54 PM
armchair
 
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I do wonder if the apple was frozen or at least chilled.
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 10:56 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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You run John Lewis Wale's branch. f*** off.
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Sticky vicky - Benidorm? Ping pong balls 1988. Cracking.



Measly, Measly FFS.
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What?
Measly's had a drink...
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 10:58 PM
Finport Red
 
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I do wonder if the apple was frozen or at least chilled.
Not a chance. It’ll have been scooped out of the largely untouched fruit salad from the hotel breakfast buffet, where its only visitors will have been the poor couple from mainland Europe who’ve found themselves in the wrong hotel, and the odd housefly. .
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 11:08 PM
silv
 
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Not a chance. It’ll have been scooped out of the largely untouched fruit salad from the hotel breakfast buffet, where its only visitors will have been the poor couple from mainland Europe who’ve found themselves in the wrong hotel, and the odd housefly. .
Can’t a man have half an apple in his thimble of cider without people passing judgement?
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 11:55 PM
Gypsum Fantastic
 
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Currently sipping an IPA in Buenos Aires.

👌 Nice!
 
Unread 23-07-2022, 12:17 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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Currently sipping an IPA in Buenos Aires.

👌 Nice!


Ice cold Sagres(bottle) on the balcony, dazing into the twinkling hills + Hash

Good to get away from it all pal....

#kronenbergFences
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