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Unread 28-05-2022, 08:23 PM
Drexl
 
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Would smash
 
Unread 28-05-2022, 10:22 PM
Street Magician
 
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Whose balls did you castrate for that?
 
Unread 29-05-2022, 02:37 PM
Drexl
 
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Technically tea, we just had it early as we were both starving after an oddball.

Say what you want, but it's my current fav meal

 
Unread 29-05-2022, 02:47 PM
Long tongue phooey
 
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Technically tea, we just had it early as we were both starving after an oddball.

Say what you want, but it's my current fav meal


I'm gonna need some help with knowing what this is?
 
Unread 29-05-2022, 02:52 PM
redhegemony
 
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Russian salad?
 
Unread 29-05-2022, 02:53 PM
Drexl
 
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I'm gonna need some help with knowing what this is?
Veg (taters, carrots, leek, sprouts, celery, cabbage, peas) cooked with rice, cod, and an egg

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Originally Posted by redhegemony
Russian salad?
Close actually, but it is served hot.

Sort of like this:

 
Unread 29-05-2022, 04:27 PM
Sharders
 
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Originally Posted by Drexl
Technically tea, we just had it early as we were both starving after an oddball.

Say what you want, but it's my current fav meal

Do you work at Broadmoor?
 
Unread 29-05-2022, 04:37 PM
Drexl
 
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Do you work at Broadmoor?
If i did, convicts would be breaking INTO the prison
 
Unread 29-05-2022, 04:48 PM
measlyshark
 
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I'm gonna need some help with knowing what this is?
Bowl of fresh sick?
 
Unread 29-05-2022, 04:48 PM
silv
 
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Bowl of fresh sick?
Fresh is generous
 
Unread 29-05-2022, 04:48 PM
measlyshark
 
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Did you make or buy?
 
Unread 29-05-2022, 04:57 PM
Sharders
 
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Did you make or buy?
I worked in a cash and carry aged 15 - recognise that pork with pink stripe thing anywhere. We used to sell massive bags of it for 80 quid.

Looks a good quality takeaway that but definitely not home made.
 
Unread 29-05-2022, 05:03 PM
measlyshark
 
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I worked in a cash and carry aged 15 - recognise that pork with pink stripe thing anywhere. We used to sell massive bags of it for 80 quid.

Looks a good quality takeaway that but definitely not home made.
Yeah that's what I thought. I watch a Youtube channel that shows you how to make Chinese takeaways exactly like shop bought; I spent a whole Saturday afternoon making about 6 dishes which tasted exactly like takeaways. Cost a fortune (more than shop bought).

Told r'kid all proud and that and he asked the very pertinent question 'why the f*** didn't you just go to the takeaway'.

Didn't really have an answer tbf.
 
Unread 06-06-2022, 08:40 PM
Poop
 
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24 hour old Chinese takeaway f***ed into a bowl. There were a good few little jumpy flies that must have got through the microwave air vents last night and were all over it but I microwaved them to death.

Flaming chicken Szechuan, shredded chili chicken, steamed rice and chips. The chips taste like sticks of chalk, the rice is dried out but the rest is surprisingly okay, flies and all. I'll probably get the shits again after it like I did last night mind. Snot is running out my nose, eyes and ears as I type

 
Unread 06-06-2022, 08:43 PM
Patty_b
 
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24 hour old Chinese takeaway f***ed into a bowl. There were a good few little jumpy flies that must have got through the microwave air vents last night and were all over it but I microwaved them to death.

Flaming chicken Szechuan, shredded chili chicken, steamed rice and chips. The chips taste like sticks of chalk, the rice is dried out but the rest is surprisingly okay, flies and all. I'll probably get the shits again after it like I did last night mind. Snot is running out my nose, eyes and ears as I type



Looks fit, and what doesn't kill makes you stronger.

Good luck
 
Unread 06-06-2022, 08:49 PM
Drexl
 
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Some YOU MUST NOT READ FROM THE BOOK! type shit going down

Fully expect IT to eat YOU
 
Unread 06-06-2022, 08:51 PM
Poop
 
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Finished. It burns to breath ffs. f***ed the chips off. Didn't notice the flies.

Vile.
 
Unread 26-06-2022, 11:20 PM
Poop
 
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I think this might be the remnants from above. Found it in the microwave earlier.

Waste not want not anybody?

 
Unread 03-07-2022, 05:40 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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I've gone roast.

Gammon and chicken...



Roasties for reference

 
Unread 03-07-2022, 06:56 PM
Street Magician
 
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I've gone roast.

Gammon and chicken...



Roasties for reference

Whatís with the pink leather? Is it a new fangled garnish?
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