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Unread 03-12-2020, 09:04 PM
Knockers
 
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Watch this with sound. Going to the cinema is the worldís most overrated thing to start with but just imagine all this. f*** me. The wrong side won the Cold War.

 
Unread 05-12-2020, 01:15 PM
est.1878
 
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95pc certain my washing machine just lied to me about how many minutes left
 
Unread 05-12-2020, 01:16 PM
Ethers
 
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Watch this with sound. Going to the cinema is the worldís most overrated thing to start with but just imagine all this. f*** me. The wrong side won the Cold War.

https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/stat...177895936?s=20
Didnít expect Sparkyís voice to sound like that tbh
 
Unread 05-12-2020, 01:24 PM
NedKelly
 
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95pc certain my washing machine just lied to me about how many minutes left
every time I seem to check itíll say about 15 mins. I go back 15 mins later and itís in full swing with 20 mins left
 
Unread 05-12-2020, 01:26 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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95pc certain my washing machine just lied to me about how many minutes left


"lynn, idea for a new poll: 'are washing machines c***s?'"
 
Unread 06-12-2020, 12:29 PM
est.1878
 
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every time I seem to check itíll say about 15 mins. I go back 15 mins later and itís in full swing with 20 mins left
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"lynn, idea for a new poll: 'are washing machines c***s?'"
Glad our new machine overlords aren't just targeting me.

Enthusiastic adults on a Sunday. Actually, let's just go with being enthusiastic - any time, any place
 
Unread 07-12-2020, 10:38 AM
triple sod
 
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The 'hope you are keeping well in these strange times' email opener
 
Unread 07-12-2020, 11:20 AM
Whip Hubley
 
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The 'hope you are keeping well in these strange times' email opener
At least the 'stay safe 'keep safe' etc etc seem to have stopped
 
Unread 07-12-2020, 11:22 AM
Cream
 
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Originally Posted by Knockers
Watch this with sound. Going to the cinema is the worldís most overrated thing to start with but just imagine all this. f*** me. The wrong side won the Cold War.

https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/stat...177895936?s=20
f***ing hell. Iíve been to quieter gigs.

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The 'hope you are keeping well in these strange times' email opener


Itís a memo regarding misuse of the copier. Not a presidential address, Colin.
 
Unread 07-12-2020, 11:24 AM
My Name is Heath
 
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The 'hope you are keeping well in these strange times' email opener
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At least the 'stay safe 'keep safe' etc etc seem to have stopped

I do both of these

Might get my evil washing machine to start doing my emails.

'The meeting is at 4...


....


...So see you at the meeting at 3.'
 
Unread 08-12-2020, 09:14 AM
My Name is Heath
 
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LinkedIn. Middle East professional advisors.

I want a person looking super professional.

This doughball has a picture of him and his asian babe missus in a tourist style photo.

GTFO.
 
Unread 08-12-2020, 09:27 AM
believe
 
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LinkedIn. Middle East professional advisors.

I want a person looking super professional.

This doughball has a picture of him and his asian babe missus in a tourist style photo.

GTFO.
Cheers for the heads up.
 
Unread 09-12-2020, 08:54 PM
Ethers
 
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Facebook Raffle Groups.

Been seeing this girl, and tonight she invited me to join one. Had a quick gander, and itís just annoyed me so much. Full of the worst people going. Could be a deal breaker I think.
 
Unread 09-12-2020, 10:40 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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people announcing their charitable acts/donations on social media.
 
Unread 10-12-2020, 08:19 AM
est.1878
 
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Having a full freezer (so can't find stuff easy)
 
Unread 10-12-2020, 08:41 AM
waynes ear's
 
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Unread 10-12-2020, 08:56 AM
Maureens P45
 
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people announcing their charitable acts/donations on social media.
"i'm not doing Christmas cards this year, instead I'm giving to charity"

Hero (slow golf clap)
 
Unread 10-12-2020, 09:16 AM
est.1878
 
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Exactly

unreasonable
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not guided by or based on good sense.
"she knew she was being unreasonable, but she resented his domesticity"
 
Unread 10-12-2020, 09:17 AM
woody78
 
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Whip-rounds at work for birthdays/leaving the company.

People at work bringing in children or pets to show them off.
 
Unread 10-12-2020, 09:18 AM
est.1878
 
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Whip-rounds at work for birthdays/leaving the company.

People at work bringing in children or pets to show them off.
Yep. Even just signing a card where no money is involved. A while ago a guy had a birthday, got married and then had a car crash within 2 weeks. Wanted to kill him
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