Martin Tyler

A truly appalling Herman Munster lookalike bitter £#%&!ing @#%&!.

Discuss (using the foulest possible language imaginable).

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The only reason he hasn't been pulled up on his obvious bias against United is because everyone watching who isn't a United fan is thinking and saying the exact same things and so it seems 'natural' to them all. Imagine the national outrage that would ensue if he give it a 'YEEESSSSSSSS!!!' when United scored in a similar situation like today. :shakehead:

Two replies, two accusations of child molestation.

I like that.

the anti united bias is one thing but the way he clearly wants city to win games that don't even affect us makes him an all round @#%&!, the closet bertie @#%&!. when city played dortmund or madrid in the champions league and they gave the ball away at one point, and he let out a sigh...:shakehead:

A thread on this @#%&! has been long overdue.

I still can't believe he actually CELEBRATED the City equalizer today.

You could literally hear the ecstasy in his scream as Zabaleta's shot hit the back of the net, almost as loudly as you could hear the anguish in his voice as RVP's free-kick curled past Hart.

His ABU antics have been going on for years, ever since the "HOOOOOONREEEEE" ejaculations he used to burt into every week when Arsenal were our main rivals. A complete #@&%! who should have been £#%&!ed off into obscurity with Gray and Keys.

Loved it when he described one of United's eight goals against Arsenal as 'distasteful'

Originally Posted by Neo

A thread on this @#%&! has been long overdue.

I still can't believe he actually CELEBRATED the City equalizer today.

You could literally hear the ecstasy in his scream as Zabaleta's shot hit the back of the net, almost as loudly as you could hear the anguish in his voice as RVP's free-kick curled past Hart.

His ABU antics have been going on for years, ever since the "HOOOOOONREEEEE" ejaculations he used to burt into every week when Arsenal were our main rivals. A complete #@&%! who should have been £#%&!ed off into obscurity with Gray and Keys.

A long time before that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=523GXIvzzpo

does anyone have a video of his reaction to the zabaleta goal? was watching the game on a stream that wasn't showing sky

Exhibit A: his contrasting reactions in the FA Cup semi in '99 when Bergkamp scores a deflected equaliser and Giggs scores one of the best goals you'll ever see. Gray has to fill dead air after the Giggs goal because Tyler is so distraught. He doesn't even try to cover it up, the @#%&!.

the @#%&! was on top form yesterday......GNev should have punched the £#%&!er

Originally Posted by denis lawless

the @#%&! was on top form yesterday......GNev should have punched the £#%&!er

G Nev, seems to make a point not to say anything in favour of United or against our opponents now imo, s2c, at first he was dropping little ones here and there which were great but now .... :shakehead:

I've only seen the MOTD highlights, so I can't comment on Tyler yet, I do £#%&!ing hate the @#%&! though. Gonna watch the full game tonight, I will relay my full verdict once it's done.

For me that match that showed up Tyler as the ABU @#%&! is

Everton 2 - United 4 in the 2006-2007 season.

Fernandesssssssssssssssssssss at 2-0

Rooney scores at 3-0

And eagles makes it 4 (with a gulp in his throad) at 4-0

For anyone who didnt hear Tyler yesterday, his reaction to City's equaliser was "Zabaletta, YES!!" :shakehead:

They are all the same tbf and it surprises me more how they get these jobs. Townsend, Paul £#%&!ing Walsh. Dowie, Alan Smith... the list goes on and on. Not many people wanted to even watch these @#%&!s play the game let alone talk about it.

He's such a £#%&!ing stain, how is it as such a £#%&!ing Gooner @#%&! he sucks off City at every chance? It's a nonsense - he should £#%&!ing hate them

comes into his own when he has an enthusiastic accomplice as well, a la @#%&!, so he not only gets to give it the Agggggguuuurrrooo, but can then indulge himself with his after action rapture and dig up any old controversial decision that went utd's way in 2002:shakehead:

Should be given the 'Elton Wellesby' treatment H&A.

This is the one that always sticks out in my mind. The reaction to Anelkas pretty ordinary goal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p7jAO-Wpfk

wouldn't have it any other way, £#%&! em all

Originally Posted by borsuk

wouldn't have it any other way, £#%&! em all

while I agree with your sentiment it does get a little tedious every week. Andy Townsend thinks he's some kind of £#%&!ing messiah when he puts any type of computer graphic on a player