Manchester United v Newcastle United - EFL Cup - 8:15pm - 01/11/23 - Official Match Thread

Can’t even find the expletives that can sum that up.

Antony covering his mouth as he talks there at the end. Shame. I was desperate to know what he had to say.

Go home United. You're drunk.

The photos from the Newcastle dressing room will be immense.

Didn’t realise how deeply we broke these @#%&!s hearts at Wembley last year

Lap of honour again?

Did we even create a single real chance tonight? I can’t remember one. That’s horrific. We don’t look like scoring, create nothing and don’t carry any threat going forward.

I think Haggers could be gone by the end of the month.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Why are they pissing about in the corner for a game they’re winning 3-0 ffs.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

The photos from the Newcastle dressing room will be immense.

Would probably be Man Utd photographers taking them . (They let City out flags up through OT on the weekend)

We are badly run. Nothings going to change till the gimps leave . That’s not going to happen. Circus circle can start.

ETH will get the sack and everybody can recycle their comments in 12-18 months time

Originally Posted by Ethers

Why are they pissing about in the corner for a game they’re winning 3-0 ffs.

being gents.

They could score a 4th if they wanted

This is quite obviously becoming untenable now.

Even the booing was mediocre

Look on the brightside, that’s at least one less game we have to watch this season

We haven’t even hit rock bottom yet
That’s coming at Anfield on 17th of December

Originally Posted by NedKelly

I’ve never compared Antony to Bale before

Lost count of the amount of shit you talk pal tbh

Smashed twice in a few days by the big oil clubs.

Clubs rancid

It just keeps getting worse. We had some bad moments last season, but we always responded well. We don’t even do that now.

We’re getting players back from injury and it makes no difference. Eight changes and no difference.

We don’t do anything well. Nothing. Awful in all three areas of the pitch and we don’t even have work rate to fall back on.

It’s hard to see how he gets the chance to turn this around.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

This is quite obviously becoming untenable now.

Originally Posted by pedr0

£#%&! off back to Mumsnet you fanny. "we don't deserve him"

Players for the most part delicate lazy @#%&!s no manager would sort that turd collection out

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

So that’s why Pellistri wasn’t playing tonight?

We had more captains than shots on target tonight.