Manchester United v Newcastle United - EFL Cup - 8:15pm - 01/11/23 - Official Match Thread

Dalot is putting in a stinker yet He's 2nd on the list of Man United right backs i want to @#%&! in the face based off tonight

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Don't think i want it any more. Might damage my brand.

Got to protect that win percentage.

Originally Posted by Vedder

How does Howe get this performance out of players like Willock, Ritchie, Krafth, Hall, Livramento, Longstaff, Dummet and Ten Hag can’t get a tune out of our lot?

They probably want to play for Eddie Howe mate.

It’s quite clear now our lot ain’t having the manager.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Maybe Ten Hag is just a shit manager?

It's not really occurred to me before.

Everyone was positive when he came in with a proven recent track record.

Maybe the club conspires against anyone succeeding because it is rotten to the core.

Martial showing everyone why he's absolutely finished and shouldn't be near the first team.

Originally Posted by Vedder

How does Howe get this performance out of players like Willock, Ritchie, Krafth, Hall, Livramento, Longstaff, Dummet and Ten Hag can’t get a tune out of our lot?

Momentum, team pulling together, players not sulking, manager not making shit decisions.

Ali Dia is a better footballer than Martial.

Originally Posted by Vedder

How does Howe get this performance out of players like Willock, Ritchie, Krafth, Hall, Livramento, Longstaff, Dummet and Ten Hag can’t get a tune out of our lot?

Cos our lot are £#%&!ing £#%&!ers. Getting yet another manager sacked. Hopefully the next manager isnt a little bit tough to delicate manchildren like Sancho.

Genuinely reckon Erik’s job is safe until the owner/sale thing is made clear and actually happens. Why would they bother changing it now if there’s a chance a new owner will come in and potentially want to change things anyway.

Originally Posted by nick henry

Cos our lot are £#%&!ing £#%&!ers. Getting yet another manager sacked. Hopefully the next manager isnt a little bit tough to delicate manchildren like Sancho.

It's got to be Sheringham. Not only did he score in the 99 final, but he is currently unemployed.

It's meant to be.

We're running out of options after him though, if scoring in that final is our criteria.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

They probably want to play for Eddie Howe mate.

It’s quite clear now our lot ain’t having the manager.

Yep. Like I said: they’re the mirror of us right now. Sign of a good team when they can make 8 changes, but it doesn’t affect how they play and what they do.

Likewise with us, but with shitness.

Originally Posted by Vedder

How does Howe get this performance out of players like Willock, Ritchie, Krafth, Hall, Livramento, Longstaff, Dummet and Ten Hag can’t get a tune out of our lot?

Because our lot are toxic. Even if he signed half of them… that’s the narrative.
You can’t coach a team to have patterns of play, rhythm etc

Newcastle 2nd string are out playing us at home just half every half decent team we face but it’s definitely not on the manager

I don’t think I’ve seen a team look so mentally and physically spent every single game like us.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Genuinely reckon Erik’s job is safe until the owner/sale thing is made clear and actually happens. Why would they bother changing it now if there’s a chance a new owner will come in and potentially want to change things anyway.

Plus, no one remotely credible would want to take it. I

Genuinely forgot Antony was playing.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I don’t think I’ve seen a team look so mentally and physically spent every single game like us.

I reckon they'll find spent plutonium rods in the changing rooms if OT ever gets redeveloped.

It's radiation sickness. Clear as day.

Enjoyed that

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Genuinely reckon Erik’s job is safe until the owner/sale thing is made clear and actually happens. Why would they bother changing it now if there’s a chance a new owner will come in and potentially want to change things anyway.

What new owner?

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

Genuinely forgot Antony was playing.

Some #@&%!s will be along soon to say he’s been our best player.

reckon we'll win 3-2