Morgan Schneiderlin

What does he actually do?

Painting and decorating.

Somebody said a few weeks ago if he'd gone to Arsenal, he'd be playing every week, and they're better than us.

Makes you think.

He gets worse each week.

He's been hugely disappointing. I was delighted when we got him. Exactly what we needed and I was convinced he'd slot in well.

In terms of the player we saw at Southampton, he still is exactly what we need. I retain hope that he'll improve. I'm always willing to give players a season, but there's no disguising he's been hugely disappointing.

Most of us looked at Carrick, Schweinstiger, Herrera and him and thought our midfield looked pretty good. The reality is that not a single one can be relied upon and our best one is still Michael Carrick.

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Painting and decorating.

Just easy rooms though. He won't take on anything complicated. Plus he needs to have two other people with him or he just gets overwhelmed and disappears.

Takes the family name of Magneto away along with Schweinebauerlin.

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

What does he actually do?

He provides a service to needy #@&%!s who just want to clog up the internet with £#%&!ing senseless drivel.

Fools the world by looking like the most English Frenchman on earth.....

Any more threads on the pipeline Gothers ? coukd have a field day today....

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

He provides a service to needy #@&%!s who just want to clog up the internet with £#%&!ing senseless drivel.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Fools the world by looking like the most English Frenchman on earth.....

Any more threads on the pipeline Gothers ? coukd have a field day today....

He does, doesn't he? Unlikeliest look and name for a French guy

Albert Moreno looks like a Scouser too.

He would be perfect in a three man midfield just cleaning and tidying up. Right now he is paired with fellaini( just shite) herrera ( who goes and runs like a headless chicken) carrick ( whos beyond shit ) or bastien. He has to do the job of 2 other people, spray balls across the pitch and get in attacking areas to support the number 10 and striker,Whilst also defending. Now he has been shit. But his cleaning up and breaking the play up hasnt been too bad. The squad.is just too shit. Sometimes you need a core of 3/4 awesome players to raise your game. Stick him in a midfield with scholes and (6 year ago) carrick and he would be one of the best midfielders in the league and they would be controlling ( and winning) games easy!

Shit squad.. everyone of the players at the club currently requires another player to raise their game. Nobody there to be that player who raises his own game. That is why at times they look alright and other times lost. Its a game of chance of which 1 or 2 players will turn up on the night. Sadly more often than not nobody turns up

Inability = Time + LVG

The 'LVG' bit should maybe be squared, but I can't work out how to do the tiny '2' required.

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Painting and decorating.

Only back rooms though

Would probably help if he wasn't surrounded by shit/old men, but he's been disappointing a lot of the time.

Looks sideways every time he gets the ball....massive @#%&!. nft

Has he took a man on yet since he signed ?

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

Looks sideways every time he gets the ball....massive @#%&!. nft

Exactly as the manager demands.

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

He would be perfect in a three man midfield just cleaning and tidying up. Right now he is paired with fellaini( just shite) herrera ( who goes and runs like a headless chicken) carrick ( whos beyond shit ) or bastien. He has to do the job of 2 other people, spray balls across the pitch and get in attacking areas to support the number 10 and striker,Whilst also defending. Now he has been shit. But his cleaning up and breaking the play up hasnt been too bad. The squad.is just too shit. Sometimes you need a core of 3/4 awesome players to raise your game. Stick him in a midfield with scholes and (6 year ago) carrick and he would be one of the best midfielders in the league and they would be controlling ( and winning) games easy!

Shit squad.. everyone of the players at the club currently requires another player to raise their game. Nobody there to be that player who raises his own game. That is why at times they look alright and other times lost. Its a game of chance of which 1 or 2 players will turn up on the night. Sadly more often than not nobody turns up

Maybe that's it.

We look at every player to be a leader. That's just not in his character.

Think he had one good game recently - probably against Shrewsbury - and everything else has been tepid. Fellaini is abysmal but he doesn't hide.

Obviously all comes down to the man who bought him and plays him alongside Fellaini.

That being said, if there's a better alternative available in the summer I would get rid.

Kind of feel responsible, since he's my missus' mate's husband's best mate. I practically signed him tbh.

We seem to have a lot of players who would be so much better if only they were surrounded by much better players

Other teams seem to just be able to find much better players

Amazing

He should've been an Arsenal player. He even looks like one.

Get rid.