i think we'll get Kane. TWICI

Originally Posted by Patty_b

Oh shit. Call it off lads...

Think I explained my reasons ?

I'm only being honest....

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

think you're forgetting that kane has a say in it too. if united come in with decent cash and he's got the choice i don't think he goes there.

he's a richmond thick sausage guy, not bratwurst imo...

Yes - but reports are he's agreed personal terms w/ Munich.

If he wants to come, feel he'll essentially have to sit out this summer & come on free next season. Does he want it bad enough to create such bad blood for Spurs, leaving for nothing to a domestic team when he could leave in good graces by bringing a fee in and going abroad for a few years? Not sure.

As noted before presuming he has a rest-of-career trajectory that follows a Sheringham not to mention a Lewandowski, he could easily return to the league in a few seasons and take the record then, so also seems to be a non-event reason to stay.

edit: hope it pays out for you as no attainable player in world football more likely to elevate team to next level, but v dubious w/o Qatari statement signing

Kane with Martial and a few shit@#%&!s the other way. Take your pick from Fred, The Scottish Player, Van De Beek etc

Best forward player in the country. Would improve the team massively. Would make United a proper threat again.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Any other spicy striker in work football ?

Every Saturday, glance at scores spurs 1 - Fulham 2 (kane 12')

He score goals, most weekends, but that's all he had, goals, arm in the air, mouth agape, back to the centre circle....

There's nothing about him, no spice, controversy, no snide, glee, enjoyment....

He's a Matalan Messi, football by numbers....

When he scores people go "yay"

There's probably only Mbappe who would be a more exciting signing tbh. He's far from a football by numbers kind of player. His range of passing is incredible for a goalscorer. He offers so much accross the whole pitch.

He's a player of the very highest calibre who has scored goals in major tournaments for both club and country. It would be a transformative signing.

I get where bunks is coming from. He's a boring @#%&!. Alan Shearer with a speech impediment.

A fat-tongued goalscoring savant.

His mouth fills with water when it rains. He probably irons his underpants in his spare time.

He's no Romario.

Tbf, someone reliable, consistent but dull as £#%&! in the attack would probably be a god send after the last decade.

good player. not going to come. buy rasmus.

not sure we can even afford rasmus, tbh, after the money we've wasted already.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Not true, I can get excited about signings just not this one...

It's Harry kane....FFS.

He’s no Donny, tbf

The first name….the speech…that Hekyll and Jekyll face…. I get it.

He should be called Vin Kane. Or just Kane. Like Madonna.

Shaven head, maybe a scar. Voice like Brian Blessed or Steven Wright. He’s not doing himself any favours. No wonder he’s still there

I think he showed that he's goals plus he's a brilliant all-round player. Amazing passer and playmaker. Holds the ball up brilliantly and despite sounding stupid has an incredible football brain.

https://youtu.be/apVk2zqqYLg

Originally Posted by armchair

I think he showed that he's goals plus he's a brilliant all-round player. Amazing passer and playmaker. Holds the ball up brilliantly and despite sounding stupid has an incredible football brain.

https://youtu.be/apVk2zqqYLg

He’s the best centre forward in the world. And I include Haaland in that.

no one thinks kane isn't good enough for united, surely?

but also... no one thinks kane is coming to united, surely?

Originally Posted by jem

no one thinks kane isn't good enough for united, surely?

but also... no one thinks kane is coming to united, surely?

Sounds about right.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

He’s the best centre forward in the world. And I include Haaland in that.

Here comes the hyperbowl....

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Wouldn’t surprise me to see him playing at the top level until he’s 35/36.

That’s probably when we’ll buy him.

Would prefer haaland any day of the week but if he’s available, we have to get him. He’ll massively improve the side, knows how to play with rashers and sheezy etc. knows the prem and bags for fun. Would be made up if we got him.

I think we might get him too. Suspect we’re talking to two and will drop the one most out of reach.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Here comes the hyperbowl....

Snide without alternative. Classics Bunks 👍

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

ffs never happy this lad.

Bunk's perfect United side...

Are they all AI generated?

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

I get where bunks is coming from. He's a boring @#%&!.

It's wit and sparkling personality I look for in a striker.