Manchester United v Everton - 09/03/24 12:30pm KO - Official Match Thread

Originally Posted by NedKelly

This thread We’re 2-0 up but you wouldn’t £#%&!ing think it on here would you?

Partridge dictaphone: idea for game show, correctly work out the score from a utdforum. Com match thread hosted by goldbridge.). Must not turn into an all night brexit chat

Thanks £#%&! Everton can only shoot themselves in the foot and not on goal

How we proceed to give the opposition the ball time and time again really is beyond belief

We can’t control a game to save our life

Casemiro is taking the piss
Doesn’t give a flying £#%&!

At least we’ve been gifted a two goal lead but I can’t take much encouragement from that half

Originally Posted by believe

Brunch and flight was cancelled it’s like the end of days here

What's the replacement plan. Please tell me boxers, sofa and fosters

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I can’t believe how we just surrender the ball constantly in our own half. It’s absolute suicide.

Everton have had 11 shots on our goal and 5 corners. Mostly from us gifting them possession.

Do that next week and it’s 4-0 at half time

Yep. And it’s a common theme. We’re so casual in that area and yet so panicky in the final third. Switch them round and we’d be great.

I suspect we won’t be as bad next week as we’ll sit in a bit more

An issue is that most of them don’t know when to look for that out ball and when to just play it safe. They so often get caught in possession while they’re looking for it or try to play that ball when it’s never on.

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

Casemiro is taking the piss
Doesn’t give a flying £#%&!

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Has anyone used cashemiro before? If not I'm trademarking but feel free to use with immediate effect

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Yep. And it’s a common theme. We’re so casual in that area and yet so panicky in the final third. Switch them round and we’d be great.

I suspect we won’t be as bad next week as we’ll sit in a bit more

An issue is that most of them don’t know when to look for that out ball and when to just play it safe. They so often get caught in possession while they’re looking for it or try to play that ball when it’s never on.

Some of the passing

They remind me of when I used to play 7 a side and by the last 10 mins I was so knackered i just didn’t care when the ball went when I passed it.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Funny how a player can handle like that if they slide, but if they were stood up, it’d be a pen all day long.

funny how you don't put your arm down to support yourself when you're standing up?

Originally Posted by NedKelly

This thread We’re 2-0 up but you wouldn’t £#%&!ing think it on here would you?

the arse-seeing at 2-0.

Originally Posted by Dacter

We’ve been a bit rubbish but could be 4 or 5 ahead

Everton are bizarre

mcneil could have scored 5 on his own. we have been awful and they have no idea how to score.

Originally Posted by believe

No it wouldn’t you whinging Scouse #@&%!

Pissed again or have you been fined for violating someone's air space with those £#%&!ing lugs?

That pass from The Scottish Player. Like he meant it.

State of this commentary.

Slag off United, slag off Ten Hag, slag off the ground, slag off the fans.

That’s OUR job

The Scottish Player is so bad on the ball

It’s not a difficult pass to Rashford

I think the game is still here for Everton. If they score 1 then United will just go into headless chicken mode.

Scott “cement feet” The Scottish Player
Plays number 10 for us

Barring a ball over the top, we haven’t a £#%&!ing clue how to work our way out

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I think the game is still here for Everton. If they score 1 then United will just go into headless chicken mode.

Go into?…

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

The Scottish Player is so bad on the ball

It’s not a difficult pass to Rashford

He is so limited and offers nothing in games like this - fair enough keep him on the Bench for when we are chasing games late on.

He can’t defend, doesn’t carry the ball well and can’t pass

Originally Posted by Dacter

State of this commentary.

Slag off United, slag off Ten Hag, slag off the ground, slag off the fans.

That’s OUR job

Noty

Good news about the penalties though.

Originally Posted by Parlabane

He is so limited and offers nothing in games like this - fair enough keep him on the Bench for when we are chasing games late on.

He can’t defend, doesn’t carry the ball well and can’t pass

He’s there for the goal to threat in the absence of Hojlund, but yeah, we know his limitations

Ffs

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I think the game is still here for Everton. If they score 1 then United will just go into headless chicken mode.

It's too easy for them to get into goalscoring positions, surely even Everton will knock one in?

We play 2 or 3 really good passes and then we can't play the easiest after that. It's baffling.