Michael Owen....

Jesus Christ

For how much i hate him (it's a biblical amount) he's pretty much spot on...



Was wondering if I'd done this interview, if he mentioned dirty dancing I'd of puked..

He's like a parody of himself at this stage.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

He's like a parody of himself at this stage.

I used to get quite angry listening to him commentate or be a pundit, but I look forward to it now because he spouts so much £#%&!ing %@#$&!s it's highly amusing

Heard him on radio xs in Manc on an advert: "I'm Michael Owen and I know what it's like to be injured". He makes Nigel Mansel sound like the chuckle brothers.

https://twitter.com/themichaelowen/status/386556996151173120

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xoamtTkQzzw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aRG57-xJyOQ

Ghost

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

For how much i hate him (it's a biblical amount) he's pretty much spot on...



Was wondering if I'd done this interview, if he mentioned dirty dancing I'd of puked..

Aren't you a bit worried you've got something in common with the most boring human that's ever lived?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Aren't you a bit worried you've got something in common with the most boring human that's ever lived?

Slightly.....

But I just don't like films...

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Slightly.....

But I just don't like films...

His reasoning is hilarious.

"I just can't believe it, i sit there thinking how many takes that took. The big action scenes are so far fetched, how can anyone believe that?"

It's a piece of art Michael, you £#%&!ing absolute robot. Nobody watching it is sat there thinking it's a factual presentation like the news.

He's sounds autistic tbh.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

His reasoning is hilarious.

"I just can't believe it, i sit there thinking how many takes that took. The big action scenes are so far fetched, how can anyone believe that?"

It's a piece of art Michael, you £#%&!ing absolute robot. Nobody watching it is sat there thinking it's a factual presentation like the news.

He's sounds autistic tbh.

I never used to like films when I was younger I could not sit down long enough and just wanted to find out what happens .

Originally Posted by plopborsky

I never used to like films when I was younger I could not sit down long enough and just wanted to find out what happens .

A little bit of that but by half an hour in I couldn't give a flying £#%&! what happens....

It's just an utter waste of 3 hours of the day....

Like watching old films. £#%&! cgi

A despicable, shitstain, toad of a man.

Hate the fact he tainted our shirt.

3-3.

Originally Posted by Neo

A despicable, shitstain, toad of a man.

Hate the fact he tainted our shirt.

3-3.

3-3

Originally Posted by Neo

A despicable, shitstain, toad of a man.

Hate the fact he tainted our shirt.

3-3.

I'll take that goal. The fact the only ever modern day Liverpool player who won the league was with us and he's their ambassador

Originally Posted by wufta

Heard him on radio xs in Manc on an advert: "I'm Michael Owen and I know what it's like to be injured". He makes Nigel Mansel sound like the chuckle brothers.

unbelievable doing a shitty little advert- he's hardly short of cash - came across as a right #@&%!

Had no idea Bunks was actually Michael Owen.

Not completely surprised though tbh.

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

Had no idea Bunks was actually Michael Owen.

Not completely surprised though tbh.

Check PM, my number, ring for potential meet....

Your choice of location / time.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Check PM, my number, ring for potential meet....

Your choice of location / time.

Film: waste of 3 hours

Forecourt: any time, any place.