State of our squad

GK

De Gea - ex world class on a serious downturn
Henderson - potentially decent young keeper that will get f***ed off waiting for his chance

RB

AWB - doesnt appear to be able to play football very well
William's- young player with potential

LB

Shaw - epitomy of average
Tellers - dont really know but reports are he ain't very good at defending

CB

All - not good enough

DM

Matic - cant play more than 2 games a month

CM

Pogba - virus, c***
The Scottish Player - another bang average player
Fred - not as good as average

AM

Fernandes and DVB are quality and Mata has a place in the squad, and then theres Lingard, another c***

Wide players

James - championship player
Traore/Pellestri - might be good in a few years
Rashford - needs to find consistency but potentially top class
Greenwood - just a kid but looks like a world beater

Strikers

Martial - big strides last season, in the same bracket as Rashford, needs that consistency
Ighalo - pointless
Cavani - could turn out to be a decent punt

Throughout the whole squad, the only position we look sorted in is attacking midfield. We are a shambles.

What’s a sqaud?

Originally Posted by utd99

What’s a sqaud?

Apologies

Shit owners, whatever the £#%&! woody is, manager and players

Thats actually quite an achievement.

One of the most unfathomable parts of this window has to be Jones and Lingard still being at the club.

Originally Posted by Neo

One of the most unfathomable parts of this window has to be Jones and Lingard still being at the club.

Agreed... and Dan James.

Originally Posted by Marvel7

GK

De Gea - ex world class on a serious downturn
Henderson - potentially decent young keeper that will get £#%&!ed off waiting for his chance

RB

AWB - doesnt appear to be able to play football very well
William's- young player with potential

LB

Shaw - epitomy of average
Tellers - dont really know but reports are he ain't very good at defending

CB

All - not good enough

DM

Matic - cant play more than 2 games a month

CM

Pogba - virus, c***
The Scottish Player - another bang average player
Fred - not as good as average

AM

Fernandes and DVB are quality and Mata has a place in the squad, and then theres Lingard, another c***

Wide players

James - championship player
Traore/Pellestri - might be good in a few years
Rashford - needs to find consistency but potentially top class
Greenwood - just a kid but looks like a world beater

Strikers

Martial - big strides last season, in the same bracket as Rashford, needs that consistency
Ighalo - pointless
Cavani - could turn out to be a decent punt

Throughout the whole squad, the only position we look sorted in is attacking midfield. We are a shambles.

It's an absolute mess with no thought given whatsoever.

Still, bunks is happy.

Title itself is sufficient here.

Originally Posted by est.1878

Title itself is sufficient here.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Still, bunks is happy.

I'm a happy guy mate, you wallow in your "be at Ipswich" meme posts.....

You add nothing to here, the club or life in general...

Post deadline we should be buzzing, scratching around for shoot scarf hot centerfolds. Here we are red on red aggro

Originally Posted by est.1878

Post deadline we should be buzzing, scratching around for shoot scarf hot centerfolds. Here we are red on red aggro

Sad aren't they.....

Cavani and telles will look beast in that red shirt.
Proper lads.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

I'm a happy guy mate, you wallow in your "be at Ipswich" meme posts.....

You add nothing to here, the club or life in general...

Bit harsh that, pal...

Pixels on a screen etc...

I'm happy with Cavani and Telles...

Any news on squad numbers?

That’ll be a game changer for me

Can’t be doing with silly numbers.

Bloody South American’s

Originally Posted by windy waffles

I'm happy with Cavani and Telles...

Nope, too late...

Made your bed.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Agreed... and Dan James.

we've still got a few days to send him back to the championship where he belongs.

Originally Posted by jem

we've still got a few days to send him back to the championship where he belongs.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Nope, too late...

Made your bed.

Originally Posted by jem

we've still got a few days to send him back to the championship where he belongs.

I can't understand why we didn't sell him to Leeds. They were offering £25m apparently and now we've signed two other wingers

80 goals between Rashford, Martial, Greenwood and Cavani. Add Ighalo and it'll stretch to 82.