Rooney going back to the MLS

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Was searching for Aaron.

Same

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Was searching for Aaron.

I assumed he’d secured a massive contract at DC somehow.

Looking svelte

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClGCu8oPvUS/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

Final picture looks like they've miniaturised Dana White then left him to rot in a trailer park for 6 months before plonking him a suit.

You were one of the most god-gifted athletes in human history Roo. Why did you do this to yourself.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Looking svelte

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClGCu8oP...d=MDJmNzVkMjY=

Thought he was fantastic in Batman and Chernobyl

Originally Posted by ErikvanHaaksbergen

Final picture looks like they've miniaturised Dana White then left him to rot in a trailer park for 6 months before plonking him a suit.

You were one of the most god-gifted athletes in human history Roo. Why did you do this to yourself.

What? Grow older?

He's £#%&!ing great. Love the lad.

Originally Posted by sweetleftfoot

What? Grow older?

He's f***ing great. Love the lad.

Yes mate - grow older. He looks in great nick for 37.

Originally Posted by ErikvanHaaksbergen

Yes mate - grow older. He looks in great nick for 37.

Some people have that sudden onset of ageing in their 30s but then look the exact same for another 30 years.

Guarantee Ronaldo looks like Cliff Richard in 20 years time.

Originally Posted by ErikvanHaaksbergen

Yes mate - grow older. He looks in great nick for 37.

so you've not seen R9 for the last 10 years.

Or maradona while he was still playing



Really weird obsession with Rooney's appearance from some folk.... who gives a £#%&!

Love him on infowars.

Originally Posted by armchair

love him on infowars.

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

so you've not seen R9 for the last 10 years.

Or maradona while he was still playing



Really weird obsession with Rooney's appearance from some folk.... who gives a £#%&!

Bang on, he's £#%&!ing class. He will never wipe his arse on his legacy.

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

so you've not seen R9 for the last 10 years.

Or maradona while he was still playing

Right - 2 other players of unfathomable nigh unequalled natural talent who were both finished by age 30 and onto an admirable spiral of booze and drugs.

Whatever else can be said of the "good-looking strawberry", he has rung every last ounce of talent & longevity from his situation. Superhumanly driven & focused. In that respect the most admirable player of his generation / all time. Probably what makes his final unseemly end being shackled by Cypriot farmers so galling.

Who gives a shit. Lived a regimented lifestyle for the best part of two decades while he was being one of the best in the world. I'd be Southall size within a month if I had to live like he did for that long.

Originally Posted by ErikvanHaaksbergen

Right - 2 other players of unfathomable nigh unequalled natural talent who were both finished by age 30 and onto an admirable spiral of booze and drugs.

Whatever else can be said of the "good-looking strawberry", he has rung every last ounce of talent & longevity from his situation. Superhumanly driven & focused. In that respect the most admirable player of his generation / all time. Probably what makes his final unseemly end being shackled by Cypriot farmers so galling.

Fair enough, but give me a R9, Batistuta, Maradona or George Best over Ronaldo or Messi every day.


I've always said in terms of pure physical attributes, Ronnie is probably the best player i'll ever see. In the same way that Messi is probably the most technically gifted. But they're both insufferable, boring #@&%!s. I prefer my players with a little more personality.

Originally Posted by Patty_b

Who gives a shit. Lived a regimented lifestyle for the best part of two decades while he was being one of the best in the world. I'd be Southall size within a month if I had to live like he did for that long.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Thought he was fantastic in Batman and Chernobyl

the fact he lasted this long before it being alarmingly noticeable, defies nearly everybody’s predication for what would happen when he stopped running every day.

The Neil Ruddock lookalike contest is going to be a difficult one to call this year.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Looking svelte

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClGCu8oP...d=MDJmNzVkMjY=

Who the hell are/is globe soccer?

Why is everyone surprised that a bloke who looked 25 when he was 17 hasn't exactly aged like Liz Hurley ffs