Deadline Day nonsense

It begins

she looks £#%&!ing sick of jim already.

would love to see isis storm the studio.

Originally Posted by andyroo

It begins

Would; would.

Originally Posted by andyroo

It begins

Her face.

"I dreamed of being a movie star, now look at me."

Originally Posted by Ginners

she looks £#%&!ing sick of jim already.

where the £#%&! is Sawyer?

It makes me physically sick.

People buzz off this though don't they ? I hope anyone rushing home tonight meets the central reservation..

"BARRY FLOYD, Just IN......has <touches ear piece> JIM ITS A BIG ONE, has moved from Wallsall to we're hearing......Innsbruck FC the Austrian Giants"

Hope ISIS Fancy a big one..

Originally Posted by utd99

Her face.

"I dreamed of being a movie star, now look at me."

" I did a casting couch audition for this!?"

Edit: Virgil Van Duk

Originally Posted by barrington avenue

where the £#%&! is Sawyer?

Looking rather fetching in a little red dress.

Madrid have exposed United according to Charlie Nicholas

Bein have got a touch screen and that Asian lad from football focus. No women as of yet.

Edit: it's finished ffs

Originally Posted by Vedder

Madrid have exposed United according to Charlie Nicholas

He's so inarticulate that he might have meant they've left us exposed.
It's a tough call though because he is heavily stupid.

SSN going absolutely apeshit overboard on the Van Dijk to Southampton transfer.

I've never £#%&!ing heard of the useless @#%&!.

Originally Posted by Pop

SSN going absolutely apeshit overboard on the Van Dijk to Southampton transfer.

I've never £#%&!ing heard of the useless @#%&!.

**BREAKING NEWS**

Big build up of breaking news before, Glenn Murray to Bournemouth FFS, even Bournemouth fans don't give a £#%&! about Glenn Murray

"Breaking news.................from BURNLEY"

This is £#%&!ing atrocious (as usual)

They even have Deadline Day patches stitched into their jackets :shakehead:

They must know everyones taking the piss out of them these days. Rather than back it up a step and try to inject a little journalistic integrity, they have just gone full branch parody instead. It's like the Tiswas of football.

Some of the biggest names in the game due on lads, give them chance.

"Peterborough fans stay tuned"

Dreadful stuff