Ralf Rangnick

Raggers for the season, then Poch or Ten Hag in the summer with Ralphy sorting the club out. Would snap your hands off right now.

That would be Woodward falling into a barrel of thumbs and coming up sucking a tit.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Raggers for the season, then Poch or Ten Hag in the summer with Ralphy sorting the club out. Would snap your hands off right now.

That would be Woodward falling into a barrel of thumbs and coming up sucking a tit.

Slight spanner in the works is that he's never heard of Ten Hag or Ralph.

I've never heard of Ralf but he looks the part alright.

A thinking mans Klopp?

Not sure about ‘thinking’..

https://www.whoateallthepies.tv/tran...s-village.html

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Raggers for the season, then Poch or Ten Hag in the summer with Ralphy sorting the club out. Would snap your hands off right now.

That would be Woodward falling into a barrel of thumbs and coming up sucking a tit.

Yep.

Makes way too (to?) much sense though.

Originally Posted by saffers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uNMyaB0DPI

Doesn’t mention big smiles once.

Avoid.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Slight spanner in the works is that he's never heard of Ten Hag or Ralph.

Poch it is! (contract only extended to 2023 - won't even cost that much Woodward you complete moron).

Originally Posted by silv

I've never heard of Ralf but he looks the part alright.

A thinking mans Klopp?

He was like Klopp's Stein apparently. I'd heard his name but that was about it. But anything has to be better than this shitshow.


Wenger?

A corner shop would be run much better than this club is atm.

Originally Posted by AK14

Yep.

Makes way too (to?) much sense though.

Yeah it's too.

Originally Posted by dunk

Not sure about ‘thinking’..

https://www.whoateallthepies.tv/tran...s-village.html

i'm getting Ferguson spaghetti vibes from the guy.

A bit of old school xenophobia might be just what we need.

Originally Posted by dunk

Not sure about ‘thinking’..

https://www.whoateallthepies.tv/tran...s-village.html

Give it Hitler til the end of the season. Brilliant.

Originally Posted by dunk

Not sure about ‘thinking’..

https://www.whoateallthepies.tv/tran...s-village.html

A whole village in Guinea or somebody from their entourage tells the players why they must do something right away.

if someone said seamus from ballygobackwards has the whole village in his ear, nobody would care.

Bring him in.

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

if someone said seamus from ballygobackwards has the whole village in his ear, nobody would care.

Bring him in.

at least hes not afraid to crack skulls

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

if someone said seamus from ballygobackwards has the whole village in his ear, nobody would care.

Bring him in.

Not quite Big Ron is it? More a reference to the influences around him than anything. Still, doesn’t really help his cause.

Actually shows knowledge of a different country and culture.

Ridiculous if people are calling him a racist because of that comment.

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1457706058986803204?s=21

Ah shit! I didn’t realise he was under contract at another club. Oh well, at least we had a good look and were actually impressed I suppose.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

A bit of old school xenophobia might be just what we need.

nothing approaching xenophobia or racism there.

still... he might be ok.

Originally Posted by jem

nothing approaching xenophobia or racism there.

still... he might be ok.

Depends. If the guy is actually from a village then he's golden.

If he's not, he's basically implying that all Africans live in villages. A lot do. Some will live in towns and cities.

Some are hunter-gatherers. That would have been the nuclear option to go with, unless the player's dad is a hunter-gatherer.

Ferguson basically calling all Italians inherently dishonest was fine though imo.

He must have summat about him if he’s been operating behind the iron curtain and not been stabbed by a poisoned umbrella

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn5zE05hpcw

These internet "tactics" ball bags knock me sick.
State of that microphone ffs

Originally Posted by saffers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn5zE05hpcw

“What is a little bit of pressing? It’s like saying you’re a little bit pregnant”

Can’t be doing with these ball bag fans, but the clips of him were interesting.

They spelled ‘motivation’ and ‘mentality’ wrong on their graphics too, the dopes.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Give it Hitler til the end of the season. Brilliant.

He would get the training to run on time for sure.