Viva Ronaldo

Don't blame him. Sunnier climes and better football to be had elsewhere.

Goodbye sweet prince.

Originally Posted by Neo

Looks like he jumped on a plane with his missus and kids straight after training and left the country today.

Not happy here at all, is he.

Never go back.

Originally Posted by Neo

Looks like he jumped on a plane with his missus and kids straight after training and left the country today.

Not happy here at all, is he.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CY1-w6MogHI/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Cristiano Ronaldo has been presented with a FIFA Special Award for becoming the all-time top-scorer in men’s international football.

How much £#%&!ing silverware does that beautiful bastard own?

Originally Posted by Pop

How much £#%&!ing silverware does that beautiful bastard own?

Most of it?

Originally Posted by Pop

How much £#%&!ing silverware does that beautiful bastard own?

loads, he won't be adding to any of it whilst he's out shit show though

A catch-cry made famous by the footballer Cristiano Ronaldo has caused confusion and a degree of annoyance... at this year’s Australian Open.

Andy Murray, in an on-court interview following his epic five-set win over Nikoloz Basilashvili on Tuesday, was at one point interrupted by the noise. “Painful stuff … those guys,” the Scot said.

“Initially, I thought it was [jeering], because there were some people booing during my practice yesterday. I have no idea what for, so originally that’s what I thought it was,”

“But then after a few times it was like, no, they’re doing that, I think it’s like ‘siuuu’ or something that Ronaldo does when he scores. And, yeah, it was incredibly irritating.”

What a legend, an inspiration for fans no matter which sport they follow.

Originally Posted by Patty_b

What a legend, an inspiration for fans no matter which sport they follow.

Apart from the frauds at Manchester United . You could tell in his interview there was so much more behind what he wanted to say.

We really are embarrassing ourselves in front of the greatest player of all-time.

This is like bringing Kendall Jenner back to your flat and realising you've left your £#%&! sock, Gamertron chair and Marvel Cinematic Universe DVD collection in plain view.

Originally Posted by Neo

We really are embarrassing ourselves in front of the greatest player of all-time.

This is like bringing Kendall Jenner back to your flat and realising you've left your **** sock, Gamertron chair and Marvel Cinematic Universe DVD collection in plain view.

Harsh on earsy.

Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

Harsh on earsy.

weird way of spelling Sparky

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

weird way of spelling Sparky

It was a toss up between you and Sparkles to be fair. I opted for you as you're the biggest @#%&!.

I resent that compliment

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

I resent that compliment

Originally Posted by Neo

We really are embarrassing ourselves in front of the greatest player of all-time.

This is like bringing Kendall Jenner back to your flat and realising you've left your £#%&! sock, Gamertron chair and Marvel Cinematic Universe DVD collection in plain view.

As if I’d leave my MCU collectors edition box set lying about

Originally Posted by Neo

We really are embarrassing ourselves in front of the greatest player of all-time.

This is like bringing Kendall Jenner back to your flat and realising you've left your £#%&! sock, Gamertron chair and Marvel Cinematic Universe DVD collection in plain view.

Bro, what the £#%&!

I watched a couple of episodes of his girlfriend's documentary on netflix.

What a vacuous bitch. The whole thing is a promotion piece for her, trying to put her in the same orbit as the Kardashians etc...

It's so bad it's almost funny. Almost.

Originally Posted by Lok

I watched a couple of episodes of his girlfriend's documentary on netflix.

What a vacuous bitch. The whole thing is a promotion piece for her, trying to put her in the same orbit as the Kardashians etc...

It's so bad it's almost funny. Almost.

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Originally Posted by Lok

I watched a couple of episodes of his girlfriend's documentary on netflix.

What a vacuous bitch. The whole thing is a promotion piece for her, trying to put her in the same orbit as the Kardashians etc...

It's so bad it's almost funny. Almost.

Sounds good.

What's it called?

Well I for one am absolutely floored that a documentary by a footballer’s girlfriend isn’t quite up there with Werner Herzog