Piers Morgan's World Cup XI

Can someone please explain to me why this @#%&! writes football columns?

Originally Posted by Bral

Can someone please explain to me why this @#%&! writes football columns?

Anne Widdecombe's on holiday.

Originally Posted by Bral

Can someone please explain to me why this @#%&! breathes?

There, fixed your post for you

Arturo Vidal over Ashley Cole all day long.

Best LB at World Cup by a £#%&!ing mile.

Originally Posted by Tierra Del Fuego

Arturo Vidal over Ashley Cole all day long.

Best LB at World Cup by a £#%&!ing mile.

Scholes was the best "left back" imo

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Scholes was the best "left back" imo

Scholes was the best "£#%&! off Fabio, im not playing with that shite"

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

There, fixed your post for you

Cheers mate.

You could definitely dispute a few of the choices, but overall I think it's a pretty good attempt, as these things go. Nothing outstandingly stupid in there and certainly not deserving of its very own scornful thread.

Why exactly someone like Piers Morgan is given a platform to present his selection is another matter...

Originally Posted by Serenity Now

You could definitely dispute a few of the choices, but overall I think it's a pretty good attempt, as these things go. Nothing outstandingly stupid in there and certainly not deserving of its very own scornful thread.

Why exactly someone like Piers Morgan is given a platform to present his selection is another matter...

I disagree. He could've picked the same XI as me and I would still have a moan. Because he genuinely knows almost nothing about the game, and he's picked players that other people have gone on about, most likely.