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Unread 20-09-2018, 02:26 PM
Fat Al
 
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you're spending xmas with noffers?
Itís an option.
 
Unread 20-09-2018, 02:26 PM
no fun
 
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Iím meeting throw and his lad* before the Everton game

Iím going to tell his lad that Santaís not real, his dad takes drugs, and all heís getting for xmas is a pencil case











* heís 28
 
Unread 20-09-2018, 02:26 PM
silv
 
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Christmas is coming in March 2019 when i welcome my offspring into the world... baby silv3r008
 
Unread 20-09-2018, 02:27 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Throw has a 28 year old son ?
 
Unread 20-09-2018, 02:28 PM
no fun
 
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Throw has a 28 year old son ?
Medically itís possible, but I doubt he lost his virginity until he was in his 30s
 
Unread 20-09-2018, 02:29 PM
Throw
 
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Throw has a 28 year old son ?
8 yr old ffs. Draggers and Jaff have met him.
 
Unread 20-09-2018, 02:32 PM
no fun
 
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Actually there is a positive this xmas...it looks like 2 of the kids will be elsewhere

So thatís just me, pegger and middle child, and he will fuck off as soon as heís had his pudding

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8 yr old ffs. Draggers and Jaff have met him.
Iíve met him ffs, was just using comedic licence
 
Unread 20-09-2018, 02:33 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Originally Posted by Throw
8 yr old ffs. Draggers and Jaff have met him.


Seen on the socials.......


Edit - a joke !?!? No fun AOTS this Xmas already....
 
Unread 20-09-2018, 02:34 PM
Throw
 
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Originally Posted by no fun
Actually there is a positive this xmas...it looks like 2 of the kids will be elsewhere

So thatís just me, pegger and middle child, and he will fuck off as soon as heís had his pudding



Iíve met him ffs, was just using comedic licence
Ohhhhhhhhh.
 
Unread 20-09-2018, 02:34 PM
dragflick
 
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Originally Posted by Throw
8 yr old ffs. Draggers and Jaff have met him.
Top red

Bet he thought I was a right dick tbf
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