100000000000005 Great comedy Man City moments

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Putting “see City lift their first piece of silverware” is extraordinarily presumptious of them. Might email them.

If they don’t it might be a trades description act job

Originally Posted by no fun

If they don’t it might be a trades description act job

Think that line was already crossed when they refer to Sinclair and Bishop as City Legends.

Bored

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

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incredible

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

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ffs

what was the deal with Morley and Bishop? did one bang the other's wife? I can't remember if there was something involving an ironing board/iron, a knife and a pair of scissors.

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

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But were you on the Hill with the other 250,000?

It's presumptuous they'll get to the final, let alone win it. Burton could easily do them 10-0 at the Pirelli.

Originally Posted by Lok

It's presumptuous they'll get to the final, let alone win it. Burton could easily do them 10-0 at the Pirelli.

That’s tiresome pal

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

That’s tiresome pal

That joke fell flat..

Originally Posted by Lok

It's presumptuous they'll get to the final, let alone win it. Burton could easily do them 10-0 at the Pirelli.

Any sort of win for them would be pretty hilarious tbh.

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

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The second return number is a particularly nice touch.

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

The second return number is a particularly nice touch.

Was absolutely stunned to see Sandys had changed their name when googling

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Was absolutely stunned to see Sandys had changed their name when googling

They got raided last year and shut down. Didn't realise there were so many other places nearby until I got chatting to a local taxi driver about it.

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

Absolutely not. I'm married.
So I've not got the £#%&!ing spare money.

Most married couples know where their other half work pol

this been done?

https://twitter.com/Adam_Utd_/status/1092201819269410816

*loads flamethrower*

Originally Posted by Pop

Are they on an outing from a special needs facility or something?

You could be forgiven for genuinely thinking so.

It appears to be their San Diego Citizens branch, who for reasons unknown, have recently taken their @#%&!ter account private...

updated version

https://twitter.com/_Wash99/status/1092373527330779137

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

this been done?

https://twitter.com/Adam_Utd_/status...01819269410816

The blonde bird looks like hark in a wig, only a bit better looking and more intelligent