100000000000001 Great comedy Man City moments

Originally Posted by believe

you soon realise what a @#%&! you look when you've got the same outfit on as a couple of hundred 10 year olds.

I bet you looked a right plank.

Were people going '£#%&! me, look at the size of that kid there!'?

Originally Posted by carlosartorial

I bet you looked a right plank.

Were people going '£#%&! me, look at the size of that kid there!'?

as soon as i realised parents where looking at me strange i did a special face and pissed myself. soon £#%&!ing looked away i tell thee.

Originally Posted by Dueling Banjos

FrArab?

فريد


Bellers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-zGrfDH4XY

Bee Gees version

£#%&!ing hell.

Top to bottom - arseholes.

The most iconic pic that sums them #@&%!s up is that 'we're not really here' pic

class...we need some t shirts of that

Originally Posted by Crumps

:shakehead:

FFS You're crap at this.

I got offered out via PM for saying it.

ffs, the internet is serious business.

#FACup Semi-Final #MCFC ticket update 17,000 sold. 15,000 remain.

Had Key103 on before in the car, it was a 'confessions' type phone in thing. People ringing up with problems they have, and the expert splitarse on the show would try an give advice.

One fella comes on.. Bertie Magoo from Stockport. His problem is that he's supported city for 35 years and not seen them win a thing. So he wants to now start supporting United. This woman hasn't got a clue, and takes it all at face value and tries to help him

She then puts a record on and after that's finished she realises she's been wound up due to the numerous txts off blues saying such things as 'typical united fan, have they nothing better to do?'

Originally Posted by Hopskipjump

There's no I in team but there's a U in @#%&!.

Skippers, I love you but you have clothes like a £#%&!ing #@&%!.

Near 200 pages on Mourinho. The giddyometer is near breaking point

Originally Posted by Jethro

Near 200 pages on Mourinho. The giddyometer is near breaking point

62 pages in three days.

berlusconi rules out move for balotelli because of off the field antics arf the irony

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2...ario-balotelli

Melted

http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereven...-in-manchester

Im guessing there will be alot of angry bitters outside wembley who have paid alot of money from touts only to realise their tickets are worthless

Originally Posted by lookingforeric

http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereven...-in-manchester

Im guessing there will be alot of angry bitters outside wembley who have paid alot of money from touts only to realise their tickets are worthless

more like a lot of angry touts who can't shift their tickets as the berties are all 'at church'

Originally Posted by lookingforeric

http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereven...-in-manchester

A number of tickets for the FA Cup semi-final were stolen and GMP is working with the Royal Mail and MCFC.

Three of the most comically inept organisations in the country. I think the thieves can sleep easy.

Originally Posted by lookingforeric

http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereven...-in-manchester

Im guessing there will be alot of angry bitters outside wembley who have paid alot of money from touts only to realise their tickets are worthless

another 900 tickets for us