The Official Lets All Laugh At Liverpool Thread.

Originally Posted by Dueling Banjos

And I'm sorry Mr Northers but there's £#%&! all you can do about it.

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-ne...premier-league

Squash head on the sauce again.

Originally Posted by Jethro

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-ne...premier-league

Squash head on the sauce again.

Like how Carrolls some sort of proven player because they chucked 35M at him. Hes a 7M striker, they got £#%&!ing had

Was arguing with a scouser last night on Black Ops.
Gave him the usual Dead Chicken insult & he didnt know what i was on about or believed me. Told him to google "Dead Chicken Liverpool" & click on the BBC link.

He did this, then told me i was an idiot for believing what the BBC/media say about Liverpool

Oh & just for old times sakes....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4372230.stm

Originally Posted by Jethro

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-ne...premier-league

Squash head on the sauce again.

“Messi can do some amazing things, but anything he can do Joe can do as well, if not better. He’s as good as Messi or Ronaldo on the ball, and he’ll give any player a run for their money when it comes to tricks. He used to shock us in training every day by doing tricks with a golf ball that most players cannot even do with a football. I really fancy Joe to win the Player of the Year award this season.”

Originally Posted by Pop

Benitez revealed he would consider other offers from England but would never contemplate managing Liverpool's rivals Everton and [b]Manchester United

That's a shame.

He's already proved he can win us a title ( 2008/2009)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFEvrYKPPoQ&feature=related

If only we'd thought of a song to this tune for one of our Uruguayan players, imagine how good it could have been

Originally Posted by The Watcher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFEvr...eature=related

If only we'd thought of a song to this tune for one of our Uruguayan players, imagine how good it could have been

£#%&!ing hell

Originally Posted by Zorg

£#%&!ing hell

What the £#%&! would possess anyone to actually film that shite and post it on the net? Don't any of them realise what monumental @#%&!opotamuses they look?

In other news, the dippers sponsor wants them to sign an Asian player:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/can...?docId=6421768

This after yesterday announcing that any new stadium would have it's naming rights sold. I thought we were the sell outs and they were "a proper club"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...ol/9442542.stm

"They are a mid-table team with an outside chance of getting into the Europa League again."

And it's posted on the beeb last night incase anyone thinks April fools

Pity we don't have sign on rights with Dong.
He would look good over there.

However, Laws thought it was "not that important" if Liverpool once again miss out on a place in European club football's most prestigious competition because matches are played when the bank's target audience in Asia is asleep.


Has to be a wum.

King kenny

Originally Posted by Sloppy

King kenny

Laugh it up Fuzzball

Is dalglish incapable of opening his mouth much...thank heaven he isnt a woman

Got to love the fact that Woy has done his best to £#%&! up Liverpools chances of european football twice this season

Love what Dalglish said after the match.

"We can correct mistakes we've made".

Erm, no you can't Kenny, unless you've got this guy's number.