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Unread 09-05-2022, 12:40 AM
92ToBury
 
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As much chance of a bunch of asthmatic scousers getting gripped for drug abuse.
 
Unread 12-05-2022, 05:28 PM
no fun
 
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Bumped into a blue mate today

Discussed last nights attendance, he reckons city would have got around 50k

He said it with a straight face

I questioned city’s failure to sell their allocation for the recent FACup semi final v Liverpool

“Well you see city’s fan base is predominantly working class and low income, so not all of us could afford to go”

I therefore asked if this meant that Liverpool’s fan base was predominantly high income middle class as they sold their allocation

He replied “ we’ve been to wembley loads of times now so the novelty has worn off

He’s genuinely a good lad....but as soon as football is mentioned he’s a nutcase
 
Unread 12-05-2022, 05:39 PM
Rorschach
 
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Bumped into a blue mate today

Discussed last nights attendance, he reckons city would have got around 50k

He said it with a straight face

I questioned city’s failure to sell their allocation for the recent FACup semi final v Liverpool

“Well you see city’s fan base is predominantly working class and low income, so not all of us could afford to go”

I therefore asked if this meant that Liverpool’s fan base was predominantly high income middle class as they sold their allocation

He replied “ we’ve been to wembley loads of times now so the novelty has worn off

He’s genuinely a good lad....but as soon as football is mentioned he’s a nutcase
This reminds me of Kevin Cummins.

Any hint of a lack of appreciation for Abu Dhabi FC and he flies off on a twitter rage.

Which is bizarre, 'cos he took some good photos of talented people a few years ago. *shrugs*
 
Unread 12-05-2022, 06:12 PM
Tommy M
 
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Bumped into a blue mate today

Discussed last nights attendance, he reckons city would have got around 50k

He said it with a straight face

I questioned city’s failure to sell their allocation for the recent FACup semi final v Liverpool

“Well you see city’s fan base is predominantly working class and low income, so not all of us could afford to go”

I therefore asked if this meant that Liverpool’s fan base was predominantly high income middle class as they sold their allocation

He replied “ we’ve been to wembley loads of times now so the novelty has worn off

He’s genuinely a good lad....but as soon as football is mentioned he’s a nutcase

According to a city fan .... 40,000 tickets were given away to schools

They just make things up
 
Unread 12-05-2022, 06:15 PM
no fun
 
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According to a city fan .... 40,000 tickets were given away to schools

They just make things up
Too true

I was working in a school in old Trafford yesterday and the teachers weren’t even aware there was a game on
 
Unread 12-05-2022, 06:44 PM
The Stella Fella
 
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According to a city fan .... 40,000 tickets were given away to schools

They just make things up
But all our fans are from London? Long way to come after school
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 11:42 AM
Vedder
 
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Unread 14-05-2022, 12:36 PM
Stickman
 
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The statue is unbelievably bad.
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 01:00 PM
Patty_b
 
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The statue is unbelievably bad.
Tbf Aguero was well known for his form in the Javelin throw.
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 03:55 PM
Poop
 
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That has to be an hour or two before he unveiled it? Shirley?
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