Jeff Bezos ...New Owner

Originally Posted by Seamus

Its all gone quiet about the Saudi's buying us so maybe they are using this fake story to prompt some movement



none of this happened

It genuinely did. Why would I lie? I come off as the idiot. Can still remember the fear that followed me for a week or two after it. Every time I got a Facebook notification I remember panicking.

Originally Posted by messhead

It genuinely did. Why would I lie? I come off as the idiot. Can still remember the fear that followed me for a week or two after it. Every time I got a Facebook notification I remember panicking.

Please don't take this the wrong way mate, I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but don't call out this fredster for a 1v1 straightener... they'll never find your body...

Originally Posted by Seamus

Its all gone quiet about the Saudi's buying us so maybe they are using this fake story to prompt some movement



none of this happened

1v1 me pal. Name the time and place. They'll be mopping your brains off the floor.

Seamus? Gay-mus more like.

Can we have an amazon drone delivering our set pieces?

Originally Posted by messhead

it genuinely did. Why would i lie? I come off as the idiot. Can still remember the fear that followed me for a week or two after it. Every time i got a facebook notification i remember panicking.

you didnt have fb at 3

Originally Posted by puressence

you didnt have fb at 3

Did you think that one up by yourself?

Originally Posted by messhead

It genuinely did. Why would I lie? I come off as the idiot. Can still remember the fear that followed me for a week or two after it. Every time I got a Facebook notification I remember panicking.

Originally Posted by messhead

1v1 me pal. Name the time and place. They'll be mopping your brains off the floor.

Seamus? Gay-mus more like.

You okay?

Originally Posted by dragflick

You okay?

Yeah hun u? Xx

Originally Posted by messhead

Yeah hun u? Xx

I just hope Seamus shows leniency....

Originally Posted by dragflick

I just hope Seamus shows leniency....

I just hope seamus isn't foolish enough to walk into my line of fire. Cos when I shoot, I don't miss.

Originally Posted by messhead

I just hope seamus isn't foolish enough to walk into my line of fire. Cos when I shoot, I don't miss.

Are you 1mufc?

Originally Posted by believe

Are you 1mufc?

Nope.

Originally Posted by messhead

1v1 me pal. Name the time and place. They'll be mopping your brains off the floor.

Seamus? Gay-mus more like.

next to the burger van on sunday at 3pm ask for Allan Levine

Originally Posted by Seamus

next to the burger van on sunday at 3pm ask for Allan Levine

This guy gets it

Be funny if there becomes a steady succession of people every week at the van asking for Allan Levine.

Originally Posted by Seamus

next to the burger van on sunday at 3pm ask for Allan Levine

Originally Posted by messhead

Did you think that one up by yourself?

nope your mam verified it

Originally Posted by puressence

nope your mam verified it

Pics?

Originally Posted by Seamus

next to the burger van on sunday at 3pm ask for Allan Levine

allah

Originally Posted by puressence

allah

I prefer going by the moniker of God thanks.

Originally Posted by Redrum

Ace.
We could fire the shit@#%&!s off into space.
Lukaku playing 3rd moon of Mars.