*Official Match thread* United v Bayern Munich - April Fool's Farce 1/04/14

[SIZE="6"]Manchester United v Bayern Munich

[SIZE="5"]Uefa Champions League quarter-final, first leg
Venue: Old Trafford
Date: Tuesday, 1 April
Kick-off: 1945 BST

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1-5

With Moyes in charge I fear this will be the last Champions League match we see at Old Trafford for some time...

Fellaini/Rafael/Vidic red card. 82% possession Bayern. 0-7.

2-4

40/1.

It is absolutely perfect Champions League 1/4 final weather out there

0-4

0-1 or something. It'll be brutal as £#%&! but the scoreboard will flatter this £#%&!wit into thinking he's pulled off something remarkable by not losing by more. Loads of Stand Up for David Moyes chants and not a peep out of the Stretty otherwise.

Buzzing to £#%&!.

2-1 United, will go two up through Rooney and Wellbeck, Bayern will get one back leaving them still favourites come the second leg where we will complete an heroic backs to the wall 1-1 draw after taking the lead!!!!!!!

IT IS £#%&!ING ON

Manchester United 1 - 2 Bayern Munich

Moyes will try to say a credible result

1-3.. Away win.. Moyes to dance around old trafford after the game, beaming that village idiot grin that he is an expert at pulling..

I really don't fancy us to score tbh. We'd have to have the ball at some point in order to mount an attack, surely?

WTF kind of graphics are those? Where's the Champions League logo, animated club badges, picture of the European Cup etc?

Doesn't bode well imo :shakehead:

Think it will be 1-3 tonight.

either way it wont affect moyes now unless its really high like 6 plus ( hope its 10 )

1-3

It's the quarter finals of the European Cup against Bayern and im not one bit excited, barely thought about it all day. Amazed at how many spares there are too, couple of mates are going but I just cant afford it with getting the house. There seemed go be loads of spares for the derby too.

0-3

Originally Posted by dunk

I really don't fancy us to score tbh. We'd have to have the ball at some point in order to mount an attack, surely?

You're forgetting about Fellaini's trademark "Steel", pal. He'll be breaking up Bayern attacks/noses all night long

Fast start, false hope, 0-4 in the end.

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

1-3

It's the quarter finals of the European Cup against Bayern and im not one bit excited, barely thought about it all day. Amazed at how many spares there are too, couple of mates are going but I just cant afford it with getting the house. There seemed go be loads of spares for the derby too.

The more empty seats that there is each game, will mean the gimps will sack him sooner than later..,

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

1-3

It's the quarter finals of the European Cup against Bayern and im not one bit excited, barely thought about it all day. Amazed at how many spares there are too, couple of mates are going but I just cant afford it with getting the house. There seemed go be loads of spares for the derby too.