Erik ten Hag

If the players don’t want him, we should get him.

If the board are worried about his demands, we should get him.

Given how appalling we’ve been for ten years, we are in George Constanza opposite territory.

Good. The only circumstances in which players should be asked about an incoming manager is if they've played under him before.

Aside from that, I couldn't give a single shit what they think. They can pull their finger out or £#%&! off.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Good. The only circumstances in which players should be asked about an incoming manager is if they've played under him before.

Aside from that, I couldn't give a single shit what they think. They can pull their finger out or £#%&! off.

I wouldn’t even be asking good or successful players for their input. It really has nothing to do with them, but I sure as shit wouldn’t be asking the laziest, least engaged set of United players I’ve ever seen for their input on what they’d like to happen next.

I honestly didn’t think we’d go for ETH. Mainly because he is a complete removal from what we’ve been doing. Poch felt like the safe option. This feels like a genuine change in direction. What he signifies is as interesting as anything else.

Hopefully this is the start of us doing things differently. Please

Originally Posted by puressence

Saffers going through and deleting all
His poch pictures

You are so obsessed man.

Honestly wouldn't surprise me if your kids and wife know about me.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Player power era

Can't wait for the twitter lies era to be over on here....

Sound all but over the line. Good stuff. Won't get my hopes up too much for obvious reasons, but at least it's something to look forward to once this season is over.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Can't wait for the twitter lies era to be over on here....

I heard that half the squad broke into the directors offices and staged a 5 hour sit-in while singing 'We shall overcome'...

<TWICI>Reckon he's just gonna turn up for training one day with a full head of hair after an overnight transplant, and act like nothing happened.</TWICI>

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

<TWICI>Reckon he's just gonna turn up for training one day with a full head of hair after an overnight transplant, and act like nothing happened.</TWICI>

we didn't get Conte...

Not sure how I feel about having a bald manager tbh. If he can't even grow hair, how is he going to grow a successful team?

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

Not sure how I feel about having a bald manager tbh. If he can't even grow hair, how is he going to grow a successful team?

Some would say that without the distractions that come with a head full of hair (does it look ok, is it falling out, do I need a trim, should I change style, am I going grey, did I use too much wet look gel etc) he’s free to concentrate on the task of returning MUFC to the pinnacle of world football.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Some would say that without the distractions that come with a head full of hair (does it look ok, is it falling out, do I need a trim, should I change style, am I going grey, did I use too much wet look gel etc) he’s free to concentrate on the task of returning MUFC to the pinnacle of world football.

The anti-Pogba.

Goatee-maintenance notwithstanding.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

The anti-Pogba.

Goatee-maintenance notwithstanding.

Hearing he wears a merkin as well.

He's got the proper shape head to be a bald tbf.

Imagine a manager like brucey being a bald. £#%&!ing hell.

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

He's got the proper shape head to be a bald tbf.

Imagine a manager like brucey being a bald. £#%&!ing hell.

Tap in tbh.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

Not sure how I feel about having a bald manager tbh. If he can't even grow hair, how is he going to grow a successful team?

look at the people in public life who have luxuriant foliage. not good.

The Dutch Sean Dyche...

I'm out

he hasn't even officially been named as our manager yet and this @#%&! has already got the knives out for him

https://twitter.com/MikeLUHG2/status/1514293605090967552

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

The Dutch Sean Dyche...

I'm out

Sean Van Dyke?

Originally Posted by MagnificentSeven

he hasn't even officially been named as our manager yet and this c*** has already got the knives out for him

https://twitter.com/MikeLUHG2/status...93605090967552

Best thing anyone can do is neither respond or share anything from that idiot or his ilk.

They are complicit in the painful destruction of this club.

Originally Posted by MagnificentSeven

he hasn't even officially been named as our manager yet and this @#%&! has already got the knives out for him

https://twitter.com/MikeLUHG2/status...93605090967552

Guy sounds like a right self righteous tit