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Just imagine, for real, how shit his birthday will be.
I can picture him depressingly surfacing around 11:30am tmrw morning. Kids and wife gathered in the living room in paper hats. .... "Why is daddy up so late? " "Ssshh! Here he comes. ..happy faces, everyone. .....happpyyy biiiirthday to yooooooouuuu" |
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And I hope when his daughter is trying to resuscitate him after choking on his death cake she accidentally swallows her own tongue and drops dead on his twitching corpse, the shock of which upon seeing it will send Mrs Moyes jumping from the upstairs bedroom window and cracking her skull and warm brains all over the drive way.
And then their house blows up for some reason. |
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'Try' and have a nice day you £#%&!ing walking kidney stone.....
Hopefully there's not too many more days like this and you can try and get a smile back on that wrinkley space hopper face of yours, you dire, born to fail, rotten, ginger corpse. Make a wish, avoid football and never show your face in an ill fitting power suit in the corridors of old Trafford again, you complete and utter malingering morale vortex. Enjoy your american break with the family , before you know it that dream job at Ayr united awaits you flaccid life mess. |
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