does ferdinand go out of his way to £#%&! me off

England centre-back Rio Ferdinand wants to open a 'cockney pie and mash shop in Manchester'. 'Pals' says the Manchester United defender is deadly serious. (Star)

Originally Posted by puressence

England centre-back Rio Ferdinand wants to open a 'cockney pie and mash shop in Manchester'. 'Pals' says the Manchester United defender is deadly serious. (Star)

I bet you'll visit it

he'll earn a crust with that one

That's what you norvverners need innit, a bit of cuwlcha.

He wants to make your life a living hell.

Originally Posted by puressence

does ferdinand go out of his way to £#%&! me off

I'd imagine so, and more power to him.

does ferdinand go out of his way to £#%&! me off

I bet they are at Carrington now thinking up other ways to piss you off.


Ferie out

a load of steak and kidney's on a 747, this is just a load of pie in the sky

I had assumed the only reason pie and mash shops exist is because they can't make a decent meat and potato pie in the south. I must be mistaken

they dont even have gravy on chips

Mash is the food of champions
Custard is the food of kings.

cockney pie and mash is for @#%&!s (hence the reason the word cockney comes before it)

Originally Posted by elephantstone

does ferdinand go out of his way to £#%&! me off

I bet they are at Carrington now thinking up other ways to piss you off.

Ferie out

Classic.

Originally Posted by elephantstone

does ferdinand go out of his way to £#%&! me off

I bet they are at Carrington now thinking up other ways to piss you off.


Ferie out

i can imagine it .. ill be getting murckedddddddddddddddd next brap brap

pie peas and gravy

now THERE is a dish

Originally Posted by puressence

England centre-back Rio Ferdinand wants to open a 'cockney pie and mash shop in Manchester'. 'Pals' says the Manchester United defender is deadly serious. (Star)

Its psychological warfare pure. Stay strong.

Originally Posted by Sparky6899

That's what you norvverners need innit, a bit of cuwlcha.

careful, sunshine.

I went out with a girl from Clacton for a while. Her parents were typical Essex and insisted I had pie, mash and liqour and some jellied eels in an attempt to show me their culture.

when I see Northerners and Southerners sneering at each other's cuisine.



You're English, chaps. *All* your food is £#%&!ing awful.

Originally Posted by Tropical

when I see Northerners and Southerners sneering at each other's cuisine.



You're English, chaps. *All* your food is £#%&!ing awful.

Get to £#%&!, you ponce.

Gimme a meat and tata pie, chips (and a barm) with a can of top star shandy to wash it down, over some foreign shite like frogs legs in white wine sauce anyday.

is as impeccable as your taste in women.













(You knew that would happen. And yet you did it anyway. I can only conclude you're an incorrigible masochist. A deduction your taste in food and women only serves to confirm.)