Pearson Meltdown

Originally Posted by signed dc

Would love to see Big Pee-O curate an arts & music festival.

Do you not remember that time at the Barbican when he headbutted Waldemar J@&%!zczak for claiming Gilbert and George were "derivative"?

Originally Posted by DuanePipe

"Nigel Pearson, the policeman who married your mum and then made your bedroom his Tae Bo workout zone"

https://sports.vice.com/en_uk/articl...e-punching-bag

Great read

Originally Posted by Harfynn Teuport

Great read

Outstanding. And worth following that link to Bruce's reaction to Rooney's goal. "Look at the goalie, he's run the wrong way!"

So Alan Pardew, who is every inch the older man on a PowerLeague team: whippet fit, heavy knee strapping, #@&%! immediately out in the changing room afterwards.

Originally Posted by Venceremos

He can't handle the bullshit - better suited to the last century. No surprise the soccer am generation hate his guts.

That video is but I'd argue despising bullshit is a virtue if anything. By all accounts he's been very popular with the rank and file at every club he's managed.

Soccer AM generation? Most of us are in our 30s and 40s you absolute £#%&!ing belm.

'Actually, Garry Monk seems totally fine. He's basically just your cousin who keeps trying to get you to play golf'.

Don't make em like they used to. Bring back Brian Clough.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

The type of guy who you have no idea who he is but he still stands by you at the fruit machine telling you what buttons to press.....

"Nah, hold the 7's nudge the cherries, THE CHERRIES #@&%!, you'll get on the board"

Utter @#%&!.

Looks like a disgraced Sgt Major sent to a recruitment office posting after numerous recruit training centre bullying allegations....

League oner.

https://twitter.com/DanielSandison/status/593530331392659457

Originally Posted by eddie_red

https://twitter.com/DanielSandison/s...30331392659457

Edward slamming a pretty serious accusation of plagiarism down here.

Shocking.

Doubt Bunks takes kindly to snitches, either. Eddie may have made a powerful enemy there. Just speculating, atm.

Originally Posted by Grimson

They teach managers how to handle every possible question from the press on the UEFA Pro License. No excuse for not being able to handle it better than that, especially with a relatively innocuous question.

that'll be why press conferneces are so boring and why journos ahve to act like (even bigger) @#%&!s to provoke a reaction.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

the blokes a bully, and thick as pig shit to boot. loved this attempt at a put down: "you're either stupid....or you're an idiot. one of the two". then when he tries to take the piss out of the bloke for stuttering

i'm all for journalists getting stick for stupid questions, but this @#%&! has tried to pull this sort of schtick with people he perceives as weaker than him all season, whether they be players, journalists or fans. a first-class #@&%!.

he's clearly missed that the bloke could be stupid and an idiot namely 'a stupid idiot'.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Shocking.

Doubt Bunks takes kindly to snitches, either. Eddie may have made a powerful enemy there. Just speculating, atm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxzTTvXDzNU

With fruit machine reference!

'Whether Bruce even wrote these himself isn't even really the point. The point is that it's hard not to root for a guy who, when asked "Would you like to put your name to a series of semi-autobiographical football-themed crime paperbacks?", just shrugs and says "Aye, go on then." If Alan Pardew had written three books the whole £#%&!ing world would know about it."

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Shocking.

Doubt Bunks takes kindly to snitches, either. Eddie may have made a powerful enemy there. Just speculating, atm.

TW level stirrage there.

Pearson is the type of adult that would bully kids though. Would ideally have been nice to see the reporter ask him to just answer the question straight, because he was clearly avoiding it.

Interesting that Bunks has yet to defend himself. Probably scouring Twitter for a suitable riposte

Can't believe Eddie's basically saying the reigning FOTY is incapable of original thought - audacious stuff.

Not sure if posted, but the journo here is brilliant...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02qbr98

"have you considered anger management classes"

Brilliant is going a bit far, he sounds quite rattled himself at times.

Originally Posted by DuanePipe

"Nigel Pearson, the policeman who married your mum and then made your bedroom his Tae Bo workout zone"

https://sports.vice.com/en_uk/articl...e-punching-bag

Excellent

Love Brucey so very nearly a very good manager.

Originally Posted by DuanePipe

"Nigel Pearson, the policeman who married your mum and then made your bedroom his Tae Bo workout zone"

https://sports.vice.com/en_uk/articl...e-punching-bag

That is lovely he nailed the descriptions of them other @#%&!s too.