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Unread 24-06-2022, 10:47 AM
Drexl
 
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Looks pretty ripped tbf

 
Unread 24-06-2022, 10:51 AM
no fun
 
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I’d rather have someone shaped like James Corden who can play football
 
Unread 24-06-2022, 10:51 AM
NedKelly
 
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I’m sure all those skull crushers, deadlifts and bench presses are gonna make him less of a shit footballer
 
Unread 24-06-2022, 10:55 AM
Pop
 
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He can shove it up his £#%&!ing arse tbh.

Useless porridge slurping @#%&!.
 
Unread 24-06-2022, 11:01 AM
Blomq15
 
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I like The Scottish Player.

Obviously this place doesn't because it hates all of our players.
 
Unread 24-06-2022, 11:02 AM
Stickman
 
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Well done for eating well.

That’s impressive for people with other full time vocations. A professional athlete though. Basically your fitness regime plus my fitness pal.
 
Unread 24-06-2022, 11:03 AM
Ethers
 
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Originally Posted by Stickman
Well done for eating well.

That’s impressive for people with other full time vocations. A professional athlete though. Basically your fitness regime plus my fitness pal.
Who’s your fitness pal?
 
Unread 24-06-2022, 11:06 AM
windy waffles
 
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Originally Posted by Blomq15
I like The Scottish Player.

Obviously this place doesn't because it hates all of our players.
You really are an insufferable bore.

Keep saying the same thing over and over again...

Why don't you run back to Gothenburg and learn to run properly you useless, buck-toothed #@&%!.
 
Unread 24-06-2022, 11:13 AM
Blomq15
 
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Originally Posted by windy waffles
You really are an insufferable bore.

Keep saying the same thing over and over again...

Why don't you run back to Gothenburg and learn to run properly you useless, buck-toothed b*****d.
Try being nice to people, you may actually enjoy a day for once.
 
Unread 24-06-2022, 11:17 AM
Stickman
 
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Who’s your fitness pal?
Oh that’s good, that’s really good.
 
Unread 24-06-2022, 11:20 AM
Drexl
 
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I’d rather have someone shaped like James Corden
Don't be wishing two Luke Shaws on us pal
 
Unread 24-06-2022, 11:26 AM
Rorschach
 
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Hopefully he'll now look dead good in a bib, running up and down the touchline next season.
 
Unread 24-06-2022, 11:43 AM
ZiggyStardust
 
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Scott “The Body” The Scottish Player

Hopefully this improved physique means he can stop hiding behind the opposition players and actually show for the ball
 
Unread 24-06-2022, 11:56 AM
armchair
 
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Originally Posted by windy waffles
You really are an insufferable bore.

Keep saying the same thing over and over again...

Why don't you run back to Gothenburg and learn to run properly you useless, buck-toothed #@&%!.
Put him on ignore rather than go offtopic?
 
Unread 24-06-2022, 01:18 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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Originally Posted by Pop
He can shove it up his £#%&!ing arse tbh.

Useless porridge slurping @#%&!.
 
Unread 24-06-2022, 01:18 PM
Patty_b
 
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Looks decent, fair play to the lad. Now he needs to put that same effort into his game.
 
Unread 24-06-2022, 01:50 PM
Joe Biden
 
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Cool, the stronger his body is the further the ball will bounce off the @#%&!.
 
Unread 24-06-2022, 01:56 PM
dunk
 
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Doesn’t make any difference what you look like. De Bruyne has got a derby and would outrun any of our #@&%!s.
 
Unread 30-06-2022, 07:24 PM
Gordon Hill
 
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Originally Posted by Drexl
Don't be wishing two Luke Shaws on us pal
! is more than enough that's for sure, your absolutly right there
 
Unread 30-06-2022, 08:37 PM
Selhurst Samurai
 
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Ronaldo will be seething when he sees The Scottish Player shirtless.

Straight into the weights room “Nobody outshines Cristiano”
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