the jimmy lumsden thread

Originally Posted by Fatboy Shrek

Has collected every free CD given out by the Daily Mail since 1990.

"The new Sting album, for free, with my favourite sunday paper!? I'll have me a bit of that...."

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

beautiful.

Nailed on he brings a hot water bottle with him on the coach. ''Settle down now lads''

He's the old fart that falls asleep on the coach and Evra and Anderson start balancing sweets on his face. Zero respect.

Originally Posted by Ethers

"The new Sting album, for free, with my favourite sunday paper!? I'll have me a bit of that...."

Originally Posted by Fatboy Shrek

He's the old fart that falls asleep on the coach and Evra and Anderson start balancing sweets on his face. Zero respect.

Gives a sheepish grin when he wakes up and all the sweets fall down his face. Bloody kids.

Stares off out the window, thinking on that walk in bathtub. 20 minutes after everyone else has left the bus.

He uses a shoe horn. Always has done, always will.....

Eats Werthers Originals.

Wears western style shirts with bootlace ties .

Attends Lemon Parties

has a mini-bar in his living room. puts on a bow tie and serves snowballs from it at christmas.

First up on karaoke singing new York New York.
Finishes with a wink.

Reminds me if this fella tbh.

http://youtu.be/U8Kum8OUTuk

Sits in the library most afternoons reading the papers and gets told off for speaking.

Has read every Dick Francis novel ever because he thought it would earn him recognition from the queen.



Phones Phil Neville every monday wishing him luck for Monday Night football

Waits for Alex Hammond's daily horse-racing tip every morning

is it true out jimmy joins in the keep ball warm up before games...didn't see him doing it at city?

Misses the Innovations catalogue.

the jimmy lumsden thread

can we stop giving him stupid names please? lou deserves more respect.

Does his bit for the community, picks up some semi skimmed for Doris next door every morning at the newsagents before he pops to training..

Bemoans the end of ceefax

Can't use one of those dyson airblade handryers, he's tried a few times but just has to give up and dry his hands on his jeans (by George, Asda)

Records the Jeremy Vine show to listen on the way back from work

doesn't mind a bit of blue but the stuff these days!

Originally Posted by armchair

doesn't mind a bit of blue but the stuff these days!

Was a regular contributor to Points of View - but only the Anne Robinson years

Nobody better at carrying the balls than wee Jimmy Lumsden. You'd trust him with your life.

Originally Posted by Michael Myers

Nobody better at carrying the balls than wee Jimmy Lumsden. You'd trust him with your life.

Love that pic.

#lumsdenthat