the jimmy lumsden thread

"It was a rare occasion when Lumsden wanted Leeds to lose and he admits nothing would please him more than to see Leeds United return to the top-flight in the near future......."

Type of guy who tells people they've brought the sun back with them, when they get home from their holiday abroad.

Originally Posted by Fatboy Shrek

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Jesus £#%&!ing Christ :shakehead:

Originally Posted by dunk

Jesus £#%&!ing Christ :shakehead:

It's impossible to look at that pic & not either laugh or cry.
wtf is going on??

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

It's impossible to look at that pic & not either laugh or cry.
wtf is going on??

It was hot.

Lumpy tops up his tan before he hits the 19th hole, never let's the lads know he goes the salon, quick 6 mins stood up...

Holiday is south Spain, got a little apartment with a pool..

Bloody loves his grand kids, can't do as much as he used to, they don't ring him much...

Always got a gag for the postman but still makes him walk the length of the drive....

"Hey postie"

:turnsround:

"What"

"Imagine how far you would of bin if I hadn't called you back "

Thinks Cyprus is dodgy, gets home meals delivered, plays snakes and ladders on the guardian cross word, giggles as he fills his two P pot..

Originally Posted by Fatboy Shrek

More inspiring than the majority of those on this bench.


Looks like my dad when he's caught too much sun in the Costa Del Sol

White socks pulled up high ?..

Originally Posted by Child of Darkness

White socks pulled up high ?..

Yeah that's what's wrong with that picture.......

probably goes to bed wearing a pair of incontinence pants on... because he is too lazy to get out of bed at night to have a piss...

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Lumpy tops up his tan before he hits the 19th hole, never let's the lads know he goes the salon, quick 6 mins stood up...

Holiday is south Spain, got a little apartment with a pool..

Bloody loves his grand kids, can't do as much as he used to, they don't ring him much...

Always got a gag for the postman but still makes him walk the length of the drive....

"Hey postie"

:turnsround:

"What"

"Imagine how far you would of bin if I hadn't called you back "

Thinks Cyprus is dodgy, gets home meals delivered, plays snakes and ladders on the guardian cross word, giggles as he fills his two P pot..

had a warning off the landlord for being a bit too familiar with the barmaid. meithering her for her phone number when he's pissed.

I don't think I have cared less about a member of Manchester United's coaching staff in all my time as a fan. He may as well be a ghost

Loves a midnight piss, always has one like clockwork, sings the lummy darkness song as he traipses towards the bog, "boo you, it's me, boo boo go away, lummys here now go away"
:giggles:

"If my Eileen could see me now, what am I like"

Always gets a pointless answer in every pointless show..

Applied for bargain hunt, but was advised he had a job..

Still goes back to Leeds for dancing lessons..

Can lawn bowl to a high standard..

Has one of those hearing aiders from the 'mirror' magazine..

Bit of a lack of respect on here for one of the most sought after coaches in Europe given his achievements in the game IMO.

You don't come runner-up in the Wetherby district schools cup (under 15s) twice in a row without your coach having a certain something.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Yeah that's what's wrong with that picture.......

Do you pull your sports socks right up then ? Deviants

Has collected every free CD given out by the Daily Mail since 1990.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Has one of those hearing aiders from the 'mirror' magazine..

Originally Posted by marlo

#lumsdenthat

Says 'by gum' a lot.

wears lonsdale, from head to toe.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Lumpy tops up his tan before he hits the 19th hole, never let's the lads know he goes the salon, quick 6 mins stood up...

Holiday is south Spain, got a little apartment with a pool..

Bloody loves his grand kids, can't do as much as he used to, they don't ring him much...

Always got a gag for the postman but still makes him walk the length of the drive....

"Hey postie"

:turnsround:

"What"

"Imagine how far you would of bin if I hadn't called you back "

Thinks Cyprus is dodgy, gets home meals delivered, plays snakes and ladders on the guardian cross word, giggles as he fills his two P pot..

beautiful.

Nailed on he brings a hot water bottle with him on the coach. ''Settle down now lads''