the jimmy lumsden thread

Originally Posted by TripDownMiseryLane

What was his compo package?

A new Flymo lawnmower, £20 Greggs voucher and a few pairs of corduroy trousers and string vests.

Originally Posted by TripDownMiseryLane

What was his compo package?

Probably living it large on some cruise liner regaling fellow oap's with tales of his glory days as a first team coach at the biggest club in the world:shakehead:

Did all that really happen

It did - thanks Freggie :shakehead:

'What do you mean he doesn't work at Carrington anymore? I have been making him a packed lunch every day. Can I speak to David please!?!?!?'

I cant understand how anybody at the time thought it was appropriate for what was essentially a semi-pro coaching set up to be allowed to run the biggest club in the world.

It is ludicrous and i can only rationalise it by assuming it was part of a bigger plan to ease the 'real' choice in to the managers seat unencumbered by the shadow of Ferguson.

His entry on Wiki - current status: "unemployed". There's a shock

Hates moyes with a passion.

Legacy in ruins.

Often seen walking past Martinez's gaff carrying a sack of footballs at odd hours. Police aware.

But don't forget he's "a real football man" according to Ferguson .

Not that he's a cutting edge coach with revolutionary techniques likely to be copied by all and sundry .

Hope he's rotting in a care home the whopper

I've done some digging and found this:



Pushing the Brit abroad angle with the Bulldog, insufferable. :shakehead:

Jimmy £#%&!ing Lumsden. :shakehead:

Training down the local park in Munich. He probably asked van Persie if he could push him on the swings.

Originally Posted by Pop

Not as mobile as Albert tbh

i think if degayer did that on the goal line ...he'd have saved more than just 2 penalties in the time hes been at the club

Originally Posted by Child of Darkness

But don't forget he's "a real football man" according to Ferguson .

Not that he's a cutting edge coach with revolutionary techniques likely to be copied by all and sundry .

RFM, a phrase I often hear in the media. What does it mean though?

Originally Posted by dodger

RFM, a phrase I often hear in the media. What does it mean though?

A mediocre footballer who played at various lower level clubs?

Originally Posted by denis lawless

i think if degayer did that on the goal line ...he'd have saved more than just 2 penalties in the time hes been at the club

Or 4, to be more accurate.

Originally Posted by Grimson

Or 4, to be more accurate.

penalty shoot outs ?

Originally Posted by denis lawless

penalty shoot outs ?

Penalty saves don't count in Penalty shootouts?

Stop trying to move the goalposts.

Originally Posted by Crumps

Penalty saves don't count in Penalty shootouts?

Stop trying to move the goalposts.

genius....£#%&!ing genius crumps....in your clumsy scatterbrained way, you might have just solved out horrendous defensive problems

£#%&!ing 2014-15 champions...nqat

Originally Posted by Crumps

'What do you mean he doesn't work at Carrington anymore? I have been making him a packed lunch every day. Can I speak to David please!?!?!?'