'big zlat' started his first league game for barca and netted ;)

Don't want him here and never have.

https://twitter.com/StupidFootball/status/532229363870490624

http://youtu.be/3nkPDWJiovA

Zlatan does not go to the ref, the ref goes to Zlatan.

https://vine.co/v/Ot5XpFxnV5j

https://twitter.com/Jon_LeGossip/status/577175854918328320

Uh-oh

£#%&!ing hell

Zlat can say what he wants as far as I'm concerned

Originally Posted by Baron

https://twitter.com/Jon_LeGossip/sta...75854918328320

Uh-oh

What?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...erve-club.html

This, I assume

http://www.theguardian.com/football/...in-i-am-zlatan

Say it ain't so Zlat

Originally Posted by andyroo

http://www.theguardian.com/football/...in-i-am-zlatan

Say it ain't so Zlat

I bet they all do it. I bet Scholes never actually said 'the lads kept plugging away and got the win at the end of the day'

Originally Posted by Zorg

I bet they all do it. I bet Scholes never actually said 'the lads kept plugging away and got the win at the end of the day'

Dunphy made up half of Keano's book. Including the bit that got him banned.

The Triggs biography contained more real insight.

Originally Posted by andyroo

http://www.theguardian.com/football/...in-i-am-zlatan

Say it ain't so Zlat

funny as £#%&!

I nearly bought that pile of shite off the back of some of you lot quoting it on here but figured it was PR %@#$&!s - didn't realise it was literally made up though

Biggest scandal of the day tbf

Linked with Madrid. Him and Ronnie together would kill Benitez off

Would love to see him for a couple of seasons at United, but sure I read somewhere he doesn't like LVG or vice versa

Edit: yup, there's more chance Gerrard coming than big Z http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ibrahimovic...-style-1451405

Originally Posted by BarryX

Would love to see him for a couple of seasons at United, but sure I read somewhere he doesn't like LVG or vice versa

Edit: yup, there's more chance Gerrard coming than big Z http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ibrahimovic...-style-1451405

"I talked about it in the book. [Van der Vaart] got injured and he was blaming me that I did it on purpose. I said to him I didn't do it on purpose. And so it went on, and at the end I said I will not play if Van der Vaart is to play because my own captain is attacking me and blaming me for injuring him. Instead of protecting your team as a captain outside the team and also inside the team, he is doing totally the opposite. He is trying now to attack me and get everybody against me. And we had a meeting with Van Gaal and he says, "Listen. I'm the boss. If I tell you to play, you play." And I was like, "You're the boss but if I tell you I will not play as long as Van der Vaart is playing, I'm not playing. If you can't understand nothing just sit and wait and you will see me that I will not play."

Smacked arse.