the jimmy lumsden thread

after sers post I feel like our sex tourist looking coach needs his own thread about his trials and tribulations as united first team coach!

Originally Posted by marlo

after sers post I feel like our sex tourist looking coach needs his own thread about his trials and tribulations as united first team coach!

Jimmy Lumsden ffs.

Sounds like one of Sean Bean's teammates from When Saturday Comes.

*auto correct just named him as Lumpy Lumsden

It should be called "the lou carpenter thread"

It really is uncanny

Originally Posted by Pop

Jimmy Lumsden ffs.

Sounds like one of Sean Bean's teammates from When Saturday Comes.

*auto correct just named him as Lumpy Lumsden

He really does - Wee Jimmy Lumsden.

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

It should be called "the lou carpenter thread"

It really is uncanny

Originally Posted by marlo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTEvtANBrtM

More inspiring than the majority of those on this bench.


Looks like my dad when he's caught too much sun in the Costa Del Sol

Originally Posted by Fatboy Shrek

More inspiring than the majority of those on this bench.


Looks like my dad when he's caught too much sun in the Costa Del Sol

Plotting our course towards a 4th European Cup

That coaching setup against the best Europe has to offer. Please throw in the towel now.....oh I forgot Moyes already has

bet he drives a 2007 vauxhall vectra and always has a pencil he stole from argos behind his ear!

spends 8-9am volunteering as a lollipop man at a local primary school, then 9:30 - 11am eating oranges and watching rvp and co do drills!

what a retirement life!

Originally Posted by Fatboy Shrek

More inspiring than the majority of those on this bench.


Looks like my dad when he's caught too much sun in the Costa Del Sol

Originally Posted by marlo

bet he drives a 2007 vauxhall vectra and always has a pencil he stole from argos behind his ear!

spends 8-9am volunteering as a lollipop man at a local primary school, then 9:30 - 11am eating oranges and watching rvp and co do drills!

what a retirement life!

Originally Posted by marlo

bet he drives a 2007 vauxhall vectra and always has a pencil he stole from argos behind his ear!

spends 8-9am volunteering as a lollipop man at a local primary school, then 9:30 - 11am eating oranges and watching rvp and co do drills!

what a retirement life!

I've always thought he would be like Albert from Only Fools and Horses

Constantly talking about his exploits in the war and how you young whippersnappers have it easy these days as back in my day.....zzzzzzzzzzzzz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhCzaCtRupQ

Jimmy Lumsden has had a big tin of paint sitting in his garage. Nobody knows how it got there.

Originally Posted by marlo

bet he drives a 2007 vauxhall vectra and always has a pencil he stole from argos behind his ear!

spends 8-9am volunteering as a lollipop man at a local primary school, then 9:30 - 11am eating oranges and watching rvp and co do drills!

what a retirement life!

lollipop man

Originally Posted by Fatboy Shrek

More inspiring than the majority of those on this bench.


Looks like my dad when he's caught too much sun in the Costa Del Sol

He's ploughing his own furrow rocking football boots instead of the same pair of trainers

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

Plotting our course towards a 4th European Cup

That coaching setup against the best Europe has to offer. Please throw in the towel now.....oh I forgot Moyes already has

Originally Posted by marlo

bet he drives a 2007 vauxhall vectra and always has a pencil he stole from argos behind his ear!

spends 8-9am volunteering as a lollipop man at a local primary school, then 9:30 - 11am eating oranges and watching rvp and co do drills!

what a retirement life!

Originally Posted by Billy Bigbollox

He's ploughing his own furrow rocking football boots instead of the same pair of trainers

Worth keeping a close eye on mavericks like that. Could easily rock the boat somewhere down the line.
He's a rebel & he'll never be any good

Originally Posted by Billy Bigbollox

He's ploughing his own furrow rocking football boots instead of the same pair of trainers

Don't think he's pulled his socks up quite as high as the others either. The Glazers have literally just rolled them out there. We'll have the first coaching staff to turn up with Nike emblazoned caps to a dugout.

Originally Posted by Serenity Now

Jimmy Lumsden has had a big tin of paint sitting in his garage. Nobody knows how it got there.

probably still places £1 accumulator bets on saturday including united !