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Unread 04-11-2019, 10:18 AM
dunk
 
Football Timo Werner

I'm on the hype train..

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Timo Werner has been linked with a move to Anfield for so long we suspect he was being watched by club scouts when he was weening – and when a move to Bayern Munich fell through last year, Liverpool jumped to the top of the queue to sign the Leipzig goal-guzzler. The thing is, Solskjær will try to sweet-talk the 23-year-old into a move to Old Trafford instead by telling Werner that he will play every week at United, whereas if he signed for Liverpool, he’d become a Carabao Cup cameo man like Rhian Brewster. Werner would only cost United his £27m buyout clause, too, which would make him that rarest of things at Old Trafford: a good value signing. What a time to be alive!
£27m? £#%&!ing hell. Buy him twice.
 
Unread 04-11-2019, 10:23 AM
My Name is Heath
 
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Changed his name from Beil, the German family who invented mobile phones/networks.
 
Unread 04-11-2019, 10:38 AM
Switching Off
 
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A true test of whether Woodward has changed his ways. The lad is a bargain, but how many facebook likes?

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Changed his name from Beil, the German family who invented mobile phones/networks.
It was his merger with AOL that resulted in the demise of WCW
 
Unread 04-11-2019, 10:53 AM
Soviet
 
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We'll end up with Mandzukic, 200k a week, 4 year contract. Unless a few people have finally learnt their lesson.
 
Unread 04-11-2019, 11:00 AM
S/Side.Red
 
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I remember when he asked to be substituted (and was) in the first half against Besiktas in Istanbul because the crowd was too loud.

Made of the right stuff
 
Unread 04-11-2019, 11:00 AM
dunk
 
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I remember when he asked to be substituted (and was) in the first half against Besiktas in Istanbul because the crowd was too noisy for him.

Made of the right stuff
£#%&! off Really?

No wonder he's only £27m.
 
Unread 04-11-2019, 11:01 AM
shenwen
 
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Solid player. Young. Fits the ‘profile’. Complete no brainier

But
 
Unread 04-11-2019, 11:01 AM
My Name is Heath
 
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A true test of whether Woodward has changed his ways. The lad is a bargain, but how many facebook likes?



It was his merger with AOL that resulted in the demise of WCW


Then buy him and bury him Flair style.
 
Unread 04-11-2019, 11:04 AM
S/Side.Red
 
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f*** off Really?

No wonder he's only £27m.
Feeling better now

https://www.theguardian.com/football...as-crowd-noise
 
Unread 04-11-2019, 11:06 AM
Zorg
 
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Unread 04-11-2019, 11:08 AM
S/Side.Red
 
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Will quickly assume the role of United’s hardman.

Probably still the best striker we could get tbf.
 
Unread 04-11-2019, 11:11 AM
windy waffles
 
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Great - another massive fanny to add to our squad.
 
Unread 04-11-2019, 11:29 AM
puressence
 
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Changed his name from Beil, the German family who invented mobile phones/networks.
yep first name was ian
 
Unread 04-11-2019, 11:50 AM
My Name is Heath
 
Thumbs up

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yep first name was ian
 
Unread 04-11-2019, 11:53 AM
Cream
 
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Better than having Bergkamp in your side. The £#%&!er wouldn't have even travelled.
 
Unread 04-11-2019, 12:02 PM
Zorg
 
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Will quickly assume the role of United’s hardman.

Probably still the best striker we could get tbf.
Maybe some sort of earmuffs..?
 
Unread 04-11-2019, 12:05 PM
shenwen
 
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(Insert joke about not having to worry about ear plugs at OT)

Anyway, Scotty will soon sort him out. Got a feeling that lad loves a barny.
 
Unread 04-11-2019, 04:54 PM
red in cumbria
 
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I remember when he asked to be substituted (and was) in the first half against Besiktas in Istanbul because the crowd was too loud.

Made of the right stuff
Will fit right in here then etc etc.
 
Unread 04-11-2019, 07:47 PM
d_knight
 
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Scouse bound
 
Unread 11-12-2019, 10:52 AM
dunk
 
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£27m?

Buy him, buy him now.
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