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Unread 24-09-2020, 01:26 PM
MUFC One Love
 
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Everyone in my house putting f***ing blankets around them and stuff. f***ing hell.

Windows open, obvs.
 
Unread 05-10-2020, 02:19 PM
est.1878
 
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She's had a day off today and mostly spent it tidying the house, including the room I'm in

Hoover noise making things clean - unreasonable intolerance

She keeps wittering on about stuff talking to me from different rooms, Plus I've got headphones on

Beef brewing
 
Unread 05-10-2020, 02:38 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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She's had a day off today and mostly spent it tidying the house, including the room I'm in

Hoover noise making things clean - unreasonable intolerance

She keeps wittering on about stuff talking to me from different rooms, Plus I've got headphones on

Beef brewing
is scar there too?
 
Unread 05-10-2020, 03:14 PM
est.1878
 
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is scar there too?


He's less than 5 minutes away I reckon actually
 
Unread 26-11-2020, 04:54 AM
guerreiro
 
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Overheard the missus talking to some recruiter on an open call today, paraphrasing:

“I’ve already got a non binary and blind, would like some more of those or any type of diversity”

I involuntarily shouted “oh f*** off”. Dead silence.

She’s still working, but there’s going to be some serious beef later (if she finds me)
 
Unread 26-11-2020, 08:33 AM
jem
 
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Overheard the missus talking to some recruiter on an open call today, paraphrasing:

“I’ve already got a non binary and blind, would like some more of those or any type of diversity”

I involuntarily shouted “oh f*** off”. Dead silence.

She’s still working, but there’s going to be some serious beef later (if she finds me)
"oh... and I've got a tourette's too."

quick thinking saves the day.
 
Unread 26-11-2020, 08:45 AM
My Name is Heath
 
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"oh... and I've got a tourette's too."

quick thinking saves the day.
Back of the net
 
Unread 26-11-2020, 11:22 AM
92ToBury
 
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Overheard the missus talking to some recruiter on an open call today, paraphrasing:

“I’ve already got a non binary and blind, would like some more of those or any type of diversity”

I involuntarily shouted “oh f*** off”. Dead silence.

She’s still working, but there’s going to be some serious beef later (if she finds me)
Does she work for Boeing?
 
Unread 26-11-2020, 11:54 AM
guerreiro
 
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Does she work for Boeing?
Bang bros
 
Unread 26-11-2020, 11:57 AM
92ToBury
 
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Bang bros
Ah, so that's what they mean on Sky when they say the p*** channel is disabled.
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