Matt Waffen SS Hummels

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Jan Aage Fjortoft @JanAageFjortoft · 58m
Just been in contact with Borussia Dortmund.

They tell me: Mats Hummels is NOT leaving this summer.

Fjortoft

Originally Posted by red @rmy

Fjortoft

i remember keane right-hooking the @#%&! when he played for middlesbrough, a move that looks remarkably prescient now.

Originally Posted by taff

i remember keane right-hooking the @#%&! when he played for middlesbrough, a move that looks remarkably prescient now.

I can really see Dortmund divulging transfer info to this no mark @#%&!

Originally Posted by red @rmy

Fjortoft

@#%&! has me blocked for saying he was clearly so desperate to be german, that he probably gasses jewish babies at the weekend.

That is a bit of a sensitive topic in Norway tbf

Any chants yet?

Originally Posted by wonky no

Any chants yet?

Something to the tune of Horst Wessel

Originally Posted by Jethro

I can really see Dortmund divulging transfer info to this no mark @#%&!

And in response to shite ex-footballer / average journalist they confirm they are going to sell one of their best players

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

That is a bit of a sensitive topic in Norway tbf

Oh really? were they swiss similar in the war?

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Oh really? were they swiss similar in the war?

Do you really not know? They were occupied - it's where the word quisling comes from, it was the name of the Nazi puppet government leader.

Bants or not that's really not a very nice thing to say to somebody

"Waffen SS" - FFS, reddles

Originally Posted by andyroo

Do you really not know? They were occupied - it's where the word quisling comes from, it was the name of the Nazi puppet government leader.

Bants or not that's really not a very nice thing to say to somebody

Oh right.

well £#%&! him, he is always sucking german footballs #@&%! & sneering at the sheer audacity a player from there would ever join us.

He is probably from nazi stock then from what you say.

I was speaking to someone this morning and he said United are confident he will sign but they haven't agreed a price with Dortmund.

Originally Posted by Lok

I was speaking to someone this morning and he said United are confident he will sign but they haven't agreed a price with Dortmund.

Lok is very reliable, tbf.

Originally Posted by Neo

Lok is very reliable, tbf.

Probably looking forward to playing alongside Fabregas..

Originally Posted by dunk

Probably looking forward to playing alongside Fabregas..

Originally Posted by Lok

I was speaking to someone this morning and he said United are confident he will sign but they haven't agreed a price with Dortmund.

Might be same guy (or girl) I was speaking too

Originally Posted by Lok

I was speaking to someone this morning and he said United are confident he will sign but they haven't agreed a price with Dortmund.

I'm always very confident that I'll buy a Merc but I can't seem to agree a price with the dealer.

Originally Posted by believe

I'm always very confident that I'll buy a Merc but I can't seem to agree a price with the dealer.

That's nice.

Originally Posted by believe

I'm always very confident that I'll buy a Merc but I can't seem to agree a price with the dealer.

Made me chuckle.