Deadline day (Window about to slam shut, etc,etc)

Originally Posted by utd99

Rojo’s in an Uber to Scumville apparently.

Apparently if Everton buy him and then buy Zaha, our net spend would be about £10m.

Delighted for the owners tbh.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Apparently if Everton buy him and then buy Zaha, our net spend would be about £10m.

Delighted for the owners tbh.

If we manage to shift Lingard as well it’d be almost zero.

Originally Posted by Patty_b

He's 41, but I suppose if we were looking at Llorente and Mandzukic, then I don't see why not.

£#%&!s sake

Where are the traditional picks of Jim White and the Sky Sports dollies ?

Just catching up with everything so far.

Looks like we're really busy!

Can clubs still loan after the window?

Thinking more about how we can loan out some of the shit we’re still going to be left with.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Apparently if Everton buy him and then buy Zaha, our net spend would be about £10m.

Delighted for the owners tbh.

Does that include Big Felli or are we actually on 0

Originally Posted by Coracao

Does that include Big Felli or are we actually on 0

Include fellaini and net spend is indeed £0 if Zaha moves


gotta hand it to the £#%&!ing bastards tbf, they're not thick. Made hundreds of millions for doing, well, not a lot.

Andy Carroll back to the toon

#alegendreturns

Originally Posted by dunk

Not really arsed about Moutinho, his name is just too familiar..

I know right! Moyes starts with an M too like Moutinho!

Originally Posted by Patty_b

He's 41, but I suppose if we were looking at Llorente and Mandzukic, then I don't see why not.

Still a better option than lukaku or lingard or Pogba or matic or Mata or sanchez etcetcetc

Originally Posted by d_knight

I know right! Moyes starts with an M too like Moutinho!

Lukaku announced. 73m apparently.

Zaha staying. unlucky!

Rose to Watford done. (Now not.. £#%&!ing Levy)

Watford signed Ismaila sarr. What a talent this lad is will be off within 12 months

Originally Posted by shenwen

Can clubs still loan after the window?

Thinking more about how we can loan out some of the shit we’re still going to be left with.

Half or full-season loans can only be done during the windows

Emergency loans (1 month, extendable up to 3 months) are allowed a week after it slams shut™

Originally Posted by puressence

Watford signed Ismaila sarr. What a talent this lad is will be off within 12 months

Still waiting for your 'dun deel' de ligt and Fernandes.

They must have not known that they are supposed to come to United

Originally Posted by d_knight

Still waiting for your 'dun deel' de ligt and Fernandes.

It gets funnier every time you tell it.

Originally Posted by utd99

It gets funnier every time you tell it.

But I need to know what number to put on de light's shirt I'm gonna get for that crippled kid that stays down the road.

Or what number for fernandes' top I'm gonna get for that little girl who has cancer and just lost both her parents in a car accident.

Pure promised. Dun deel.
And I promised them kids

I'm not sure we are gonna sign anyone, you know.

Bit odd

Originally Posted by d_knight

But I need to know what number to put on de light's shirt I'm gonna get for that crippled kid that stays down the road.

Or what number for fernandes' top I'm gonna get for that little girl who has cancer and just lost both her parents in a car accident.

Pure promised. Dun deel.
And I promised them kids

Ok.......

Arsenal have brought in a lot of players for a team that has no money.

It must be exhausting for Woodward to constantly appear ambitious in the absence of real ambition. If we’re shit again this year, I hope the tide properly turns against this chinless wonder.