End of season players ratings (and manager/assistant manager)

Happy to allow people to go for marks out of 10 if they want but equally happy for people to choose from the following marking system:

Diabolical
Woeful
Bad
Average
Meh
Ok ish
Good

de gea and scholes excellent

everyone else
diabolical shit@#%&!s

9 - Welbeck, Rooney & Carrick
8 - De Gea, Valencia, Evans & Scholes
7 - Nani, Smalling & Ferdinand
5 - Young (He's average)

The rest can go £#%&! themselves, harsh on Rafael but he'll learn.

Management have had shockers all year, playing Rafael/Park in midfield is probably the lowest point of this season.

Phelan and Mulensteen don't even deserve a rating, useless £#%&!ing no mark bastards. I hope they have a bad motorway walking accident.

Sort it out Fergie you @#%&!.

Everybody was a @#%&! but for Scholes.

One things for certain, I think Giggs has reached the end.

Originally Posted by red @rmy

One things for certain, I think Giggs has reached the end.

I still think Giggs can offer something as a 20 minute substitute in an advanced position.

The problem is when he plays 90 minutes in central midfield. It happens a lot.

Originally Posted by Jerry the Berry

Phelan and Mulensteen don't even deserve a rating, useless £#%&!ing no mark bastards. I hope they have a bad aeroplane accident.

Sort it out Fergie you @#%&!.

Shaky, shaky ground on a United forum :shakehead:

Originally Posted by Jerry the Berry

Phelan and Mulensteen don't even deserve a rating, useless £#%&!ing no mark bastards. I hope they have a bad aeroplane accident.

Sort it out Fergie you @#%&!.

do you really

:shakehead:

Originally Posted by andyroo

Shaky, shaky ground on a United forum :shakehead:

Missed that. In very bad taste indeed.

I know it's through hyperbolic despair, but still...

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

9 - Welbeck, Rooney & Carrick
8 - De Gea, Valencia, Evans & Scholes
7 - Nani, Smalling & Ferdinand
5 - Young (He's average)

The rest can go £#%&! themselves, harsh on Rafael but he'll learn.

Management have had shockers all year, playing Rafael/Park in midfield is probably the lowest point of this season.

Carrick !!! ...9

£#%&!ing madness.

They're all @#%&!s and I'm sick to the back teeth of football atm.

Originally Posted by Fountz

Carrick !!! ...9

£#%&!ing madness.

agreed it should be 10 considering he's carried the midfield on his own since January

All of them - 2


£#%&! the lot of them.

Rene got a bit of stick today before the game

Originally Posted by Jerry the Berry

Phelan and Mulensteen don't even deserve a rating, useless £#%&!ing no mark bastards. I hope they have a bad aeroplane accident.

Sort it out Fergie you @#%&!.

#@&%!.

Evra dreadful for most of the season, he seems an alright guy but £#%&!ing hell, and he's the captain
Valencia, Scholes, Rooney, Wellbeck & Carrick pretty decent
Some of the youngsters had their moments, but not consistently enough

Fergie's had an odd season, overachieved really considering how ordinary the squad is, but fannying about for far too long rotating his keepers didn't help at all, and the performance and selection against city last week was the most gutless I can remember.

Anyone read the thing Gary Neville wrote recently about the thoroughness of Queiroz' preperations for the semi against Barcelona in 2008? Suspect no one will be eulogizing about Phelan in similar ways in the near future

Thought Scholes was alright but not excellent by any stretch. God knows where we'd be if he hadn't been but basically, anytime our midfield (scholes) was pressed ie by a good team, he was a gonner.

Great at spraying it around when he had time and space though.

The gay - good
Rafael - bad
Evra - woeful
Rio - average
Evans - meh
Valencia - ok ish
Scholes - average
Carrick - meh
Young - ok ish
Welbz - ok ish
Rooney - average

Ferguson - diabolical
Phelan - diabolical

Originally Posted by signed dc

Anyone read the thing Gary Neville wrote recently about the thoroughness of Queiroz' preperations for the semi against Barcelona in 2008? Suspect no one will be eulogizing about Phelan in similar ways in the near future

That's not fair, his shorts are always immaculately pressed, and if there's any balloon anywhere near the bench there's no way it's escaping his attention. Meticulous.

Originally Posted by andyroo

That's not fair, his shorts are always immaculately pressed, and if there's any balloon anywhere near the bench there's no way it's escaping his attention. Meticulous.

And he's got slouching in his seat looking bored absolutely nailed