Manchester United v Southampton Official Match thread. 5:30pm

Originally Posted by Zorg

Southamp @#%&!ing ton ffs.

They will be annoyed at not beating us, if anything.

Originally Posted by jem

hard to believe we have six midfielders on and no midfield.

Pogba officially on strike

Spends more time with his foot on top of the ball holding up play than passing or running with it

Originally Posted by rubbernecker

Pogba officially on strike

Spends more time with his foot on top of the ball holding up play than passing or running with it

Still one of the world's best, though

Mourinho looked as miffed as anyone.

Forwards waiting for the pass that never arrived.

World cup winning, 90 million quid Pogba poncing around doing not much of anything.

These players don't want to play for him. The ones that do are garbage.

The football equivalent of two bald men fighting over a comb
Absolute garbage

Sticking with 3 at the back despite desperately needing a win against a shite team beggars belief

For the love of God Woody put that football dinosaur out of his misery

As for Lukaku please retire as football clearly isn’t for you

Most boring 2-2 draw ever.

Just sack him, his attitude to this season has been shameful, doesn't give a shit, the players might be crap(much of it his fault) but the malaise he has created and nurtured, the £#%&!ing miasma of depressing nihilism of his approach must be expunged.

Give us all an early Christmas present, write off his pay off, don't allow him to taint the club, let him go, let him do his PR crap and shit on the club, better from without than within.

Originally Posted by Cream

Mourinho looked as miffed as anyone.

Forwards waiting for the pass that never arrived.

World cup winning, 90 million quid Pogba poncing around doing not much of anything.

These players don't want to play for him. The ones that do are garbage.

They won't want to play for his successor once he does away with their pre-match chips. Or something similarly petty.

Fold the club and start again.

It's so £#%&!ing painful.

Get Mourinho the £#%&! out now. Horrible, horrible stuff.

Originally Posted by Hands of Scone

His lowlights reel will be 90 minutes long by the end of the season

Its genuinely incredible how bad he has become

so glad i was stripping wallpaper instead of watching

just don't know how this season can get better.

it's even worse than the moyes year.

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

so glad i was stripping wallpaper instead of watching

Id rather try to get four layers of painted woodchip off a ceiling with no steamer than watch that shite

Originally Posted by Hands of Scone

Mourinho trying to tap up the southampton midfielder.

“Why dont you come on over, valery?” He asked.

Originally Posted by MagnificentSeven

just don't know how this season can get better.

it's even worse than the moyes year.

We are in gallows humour territory now, nqat.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

They won't want to play for his successor once he does away with their pre-match chips. Or something similarly petty.

Fold the club and start again.

The dressing room big dawg is Pogba.

It needs to be someone like Zlatan.

That simple for me.

Originally Posted by MagnificentSeven

just don't know how this season can get better.

Manchester United are delighted to announce Jose Mourinho has been sacked.

Degea 7
Young 4
Jones 6
Matic 5
The Scottish Player 7
Shaw 7
Fellani 5
Herrera 6
Pogba 4
Rashford 8
Lukaku 4

Awful team awful performance shit manager

How did we get on?

Embarrassing that our final tactic was to draw fouls so that Young could try to ping a ball onto Fellaini's head. Rashford was the only player who looked like he gave a shit today.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

How did we get on?

comfortable 2-2 draw away from home