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Unread 08-11-2007, 09:37 PM
thatsfuctit
 
Default Good things about winter

I like the warm weather so I am finding the cold and dark a pisser, have decided to look for positives

1. Pointy nipples
2. If i buy cans of lager from Asda at lunchtime when i am at work, they are nicely chilled by the time i get home.

now i'm struggling
 
Unread 08-11-2007, 09:38 PM
est.1878
 
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#3. you can get away with r*pe much earlier on in the day
 
Unread 08-11-2007, 10:56 PM
The Real Roxanne
 
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4. Bloodless culling of the old and infirm.
5. You can bludgeon wannabe r*pists to death much earlier in the day.
 
Unread 08-11-2007, 10:58 PM
Stan_Tier2
 
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6 xmas markets in town
7 mulled wine
8 xmas parties and chance to get into some s***s at work
 
Unread 08-11-2007, 11:00 PM
The Mull
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by thatsfuctit
I like the warm weather so I am finding the cold and dark a pisser, have decided to look for positives

1. Pointy nipples2. If i buy cans of lager from Asda at lunchtime when i am at work, they are nicely chilled by the time i get home.

now i'm struggling
you have pointy nips? nice
 
Unread 08-11-2007, 11:02 PM
believe
 
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i prefer going out when its dark for some reason.
 
Unread 08-11-2007, 11:03 PM
fergieslovechild
 
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9. FMBs
 
Unread 08-11-2007, 11:03 PM
UnitedRoad
 
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he sent off 2 city players in one game
 
Unread 08-11-2007, 11:03 PM
Scabs
 
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9 Cold weather keeps the likkle c***s off the streets.

10 Makes me feel all nostalgic.

11. Watching people slip over on ice.
 
Unread 08-11-2007, 11:04 PM
The Mull
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by believe
i prefer going out when its dark for some reason.
is it anything to do with people looking at your erections?
 
Unread 08-11-2007, 11:06 PM
Wafty Crank
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by believe
i prefer going out when its dark for some reason.
Hear hear.



Dark > Light.
 
Unread 08-11-2007, 11:06 PM
believe
 
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Originally Posted by gedthemull
is it anything to do with people looking at your erections?
no just my face.

i meant to say, when it's winter you feel like you're having a proper night out as opposed to summer.
 
Unread 08-11-2007, 11:08 PM
thatsfuctit
 
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there's some c***os on here
 
Unread 08-11-2007, 11:10 PM
The Mull
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by thatsfuctit
there's some c***os on here
that's what hate about winter
 
Unread 08-11-2007, 11:12 PM
believe
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gedthemull
that's what hate about winter
don't worry they are here in the summer too.
 
Unread 08-11-2007, 11:14 PM
eddie dane
 
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winter is f***ing shit, and if anything the c***s come out more as they like the cover of darkness.
 
Unread 08-11-2007, 11:18 PM
believe
 
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Originally Posted by eddie dane
winter is f***ing shit, and if anything the c***s come out more as they like the cover of darkness.
as a fellow brunette lover i am all for the cover of darkness.
 
Unread 08-11-2007, 11:19 PM
Sloppy
 
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Women wearing FMBs over their jeans.
 
Unread 08-11-2007, 11:19 PM
The Mull
 
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as a fellow brunette lover i am all for the cover of darkness.
no shaven haven for thee then?
 
Unread 08-11-2007, 11:19 PM
eddie dane
 
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Quote:
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as a fellow brunette lover i am all for the cover of darkness.
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