The "Why Are You Sat In On Fred Tissue Like A Sad c*** On Friday Night" Thread

I'll start
Everyone is in the Cleve but I am barred so I am not going out until about 12 when I'll go round to my mates.

went out last night and I'm f***ing skint.

Iam away to head to some c*** from works to get pissed before the staff do

Iam waiting on my hair to dry

Just bought some XXXX and vodka. First friday in a while

I've got a bag of beak and a couple of w****s coming round later. I'm just filling time really.

Off of the ale.

Originally Posted by Crumpsall

I'll start
Everyone is in the Cleve but I am barred so I am not going out until about 12 when I'll go round to my mates.

Because I knew that and wanted to spend it with you, until 12

Originally Posted by hughes......oh i say!

Because I knew that and wanted to spend it with you, until 12

I am not sure if I am flattered or nervous. I might not even go out to tell you the truth as I can't be arsed playing catch up and it's pissing down so I can't be bothered going to the offy.

Can't be arsed this week, gonna save some money for presents.

Gonna have some vodka and iron-bru and watch a DVD.

xxxxxx

Originally Posted by Crumpsall

I am not sure if I am flattered or nervous. I might not even go out to tell you the truth as I can't be arsed playing catch up and it's pissing down so I can't be bothered going to the offy.

Don't be nervous, stay here with me.....

I assume i'm in purgatory.

Because I was up until 5am losing money to mates at poker. I'm also in work at 0630 tommorrow before starting a stag night at lunchtime.

34 is no age for burning the candle at both ends.

I have no legs,and no friends who could carry me around

Ste's on his works xmas do so I'm being a responsible parent.

Mine is next Friday though

Originally Posted by Red Caz

Ste's on his works xmas do so I'm being a responsible parent.

Mine is next Friday though

Out shagging some fat slags then

Originally Posted by shadowplay

Out shagging some fat slags then

No, I'm just going to get drunk with my workmates.

Originally Posted by Red Caz

Ste's on his works xmas do so I'm being a responsible parent.

Mine is next Friday though

It's pissing down, cold, and grim.

Earning brownie points, night in with the wife, bottle of wine, take away, film, etc.

Then slip in the line " oh you'll never guess who we've got in the champions league, it's only a short trip so I'm going"

Originally Posted by hughes......oh i say!

Don't be nervous, stay here with me.....

Alright then but be warned at the first sign of any funny business I will unleash hell. Not in a gay way.

'Cos I'm out tomorrow. Fridays are for c***s.

And I've got stuff from work to do.

Originally Posted by Crumpsall

Alright then but be warned at the first sign of any funny business I will unleash hell. Not in a gay way.

Twister?