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Unread 16-11-2006, 07:52 PM
ScarFace
 
Question Best way to woo a school girl ?

Im thinking sweets and a cheesey smile ?
 
Unread 16-11-2006, 07:55 PM
redsouthy
 
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what ? Not shoe size
 
Unread 16-11-2006, 07:55 PM
Johnny Golden
 
Default Scarface, I never replied to you yesterday.

That was very rude of me.

How have you been?

Still mentally unstable I trust?

Why did you lampoon my thread? It is genuine : o
 
Unread 16-11-2006, 07:56 PM
Fatboy Shrek
 
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Tell her you're a virgin and you can practice together
 
Unread 16-11-2006, 07:59 PM
Ether
 
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Ask her if she'd like to try and catch your Pokemon. Do kids still play that?
 
Unread 16-11-2006, 08:07 PM
ScarFace
 
Cool

Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Golden
That was very rude of me.

How have you been?

Still mentally unstable I trust?

Why did you lampoon my thread? It is genuine : o
It's ok, i got over it.

I've not read your shopgirl fred yet, i just saw the title and the p***o fred title just came to me.

Since i got my 360 and am able to shoot Americans, Japs and eurotrash 24 hours a day.......my blood lust has settled down nicely.

I've not used my gun in a whille, only to threaten drunk women on a friday night walking past my house, to shoe me their feet.

I rob one shoe as a souvenir
 
Unread 16-11-2006, 08:08 PM
ScarFace
 
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shoe me their feet....get it ?
 
Unread 16-11-2006, 08:13 PM
jem
 
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Unread 16-11-2006, 08:34 PM
ScarFace
 
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you deffo own a copy of that dontcha jem !
 
Unread 16-11-2006, 08:41 PM
Betty's Hotpot
 
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Tell her Purple Ackie will get her unless she gets in your car.
 
Unread 16-11-2006, 08:51 PM
redsouthy
 
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cannot type anymore spliff has cut in.
 
Unread 16-11-2006, 08:51 PM
Father Christmas
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ScarFace
Im thinking sweets and a cheesey smile ?
sweets and rohypnol
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