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Unread 29-10-2017, 12:11 PM
Billy Redface
 
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Zammo from grange hill?
I thought it was Freddie Prinze jr preparing for the new Addams Family franchise.
 
Unread 29-10-2017, 12:17 PM
believe
 
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Women on Facebook who ask if their kids are back in school after a holiday and on what day
 
Unread 29-10-2017, 12:44 PM
Poop
 
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I know I'm going to regret this, but..... who the f***is that?
https://www.google.ie/search?num=30&....0.k4i-Yu_qtQc

Cutting edge journalism. £££ for 24/7 coverage to raise his profile
 
Unread 29-10-2017, 03:31 PM
Billy Redface
 
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https://www.google.ie/search?num=30&....0.k4i-Yu_qtQc

Cutting edge journalism. £££ for 24/7 coverage to raise his profile

Uuuuuuurrrrrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!

As if his parents aren't f***ing talentless enough*




*football aside. Which he doesn't play anymore.
 
Unread 29-10-2017, 05:23 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Adults who need to ask which way the clocks go every time. Literally preschool stuff
Took me a *long* time to realise tbh
 
Unread 29-10-2017, 11:11 PM
sa7
 
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Adults who need to ask which way the clocks go every time. Literally preschool stuff
What irritates me is when the missus, at 10 o'clock in the morning asks:

"So it's 10 o'clock, but really it's 11 o'clock?"

No, you knob, it's 10 o'clock and it's really10 o'clock. There's no dichotomy in the current time.
 
Unread 29-10-2017, 11:30 PM
Spock
 
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What irritates me is when the missus, at 10 o'clock in the morning asks:

"So it's 10 o'clock, but really it's 11 o'clock?"

No, you knob, it's 10 o'clock and it's really10 o'clock. There's no dichotomy in the current time.
did she know what dichotomy meant?
 
Unread 30-10-2017, 05:46 AM
believe
 
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did she know what dichotomy meant?
She said she had a headache.
 
Unread 30-10-2017, 06:02 AM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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Women who think it's a good idea to lecture someone because of a minor misunderstanding. They can't let it go. Poke poke poke.

I'd put it in the wife's/gfs thread but it's not just them.

Thick c***s.
 
Unread 30-10-2017, 12:14 PM
red red robbo
 
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Women on Facebook who ask if their kids are back in school after a holiday and on what day
Oh yes, this.

You know what, the school probably has a bloody facebook page, just go and look on there
 
Unread 30-10-2017, 12:17 PM
20 times
 
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Women who refer to their female friends as girlfriends

What’s wrong with just calling them friends ffs

“Girlies” too.
 
Unread 30-10-2017, 01:04 PM
woody78
 
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Women who refer to their female friends as girlfriends

What’s wrong with just calling them friends ffs

“Girlies” too.
' besties ' is worse imo
 
Unread 30-10-2017, 02:47 PM
Sparky***
 
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Women who refer to their female friends as girlfriends

What’s wrong with just calling them friends ffs

“Girlies” too.
Something that i've noticed about women when they all get together and go out for the night....it has to be all about "them showing the world they can have a good time" or something. It's very odd. Like they've been told they're not allowed to go out and have fun or something because they're women so they're going to stick two fingers up to the world and drink wine.
 
Unread 30-10-2017, 03:02 PM
plopborsky
 
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Something that i've noticed about women when they all get together and go out for the night....it has to be all about "them showing the world they can have a good time" or something. It's very odd. Like they've been told they're not allowed to go out and have fun or something because they're women so they're going to stick two fingers up to the world and drink wine.
or scream when they see each other even though they know each others every f***ing movement via social media
 
Unread 30-10-2017, 03:04 PM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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Something that i've noticed about women when they all get together and go out for the night....it has to be all about "them showing the world they can have a good time" or something. It's very odd. Like they've been told they're not allowed to go out and have fun or something because they're women so they're going to stick two fingers up to the world and drink wine.
bit of a specifically uk thing imo
 
Unread 30-10-2017, 03:49 PM
20 times
 
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Something that i've noticed about women when they all get together and go out for the night....it has to be all about "them showing the world they can have a good time" or something. It's very odd. Like they've been told they're not allowed to go out and have fun or something because they're women so they're going to stick two fingers up to the world and drink wine.
Drinkypoos
 
Unread 30-10-2017, 04:31 PM
MonkeyOnMyBack
 
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bit of a specifically uk thing imo
Americans call them woo girls - they had an episode about them about 5-10 years ago on How I met your Mother

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...?term=woo-girl
 
Unread 30-10-2017, 05:46 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Something that i've noticed about women when they all get together and go out for the night....it has to be all about "them showing the world they can have a good time" or something. It's very odd. Like they've been told they're not allowed to go out and have fun or something because they're women so they're going to stick two fingers up to the world and drink wine.
And get f***ed up a side street
 
Unread 30-10-2017, 05:47 PM
no fun
 
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or scream when they see each other even though they know each others every f***ing movement via social media
And hug

c***s
 
Unread 30-10-2017, 06:51 PM
Zorg
 
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TVs that take ages to come on.

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