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Unread 16-12-2010, 12:12 PM
silv
 
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drunken phone calls are my worst enemy
 
Unread 16-12-2010, 12:14 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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ffs

I never do anything stupid whilst drunk. :angel:
keeps mouth shut.
 
Unread 16-12-2010, 12:14 PM
newsie
 
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keeps mouth shut.
No seriously, that night myself and your lovely wife got locked in the bathroom....how did you get in?
 
Unread 16-12-2010, 12:31 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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No seriously, that night myself and your lovely wife got locked in the bathroom....how did you get in?
You werent locked in......
 
Unread 16-12-2010, 12:35 PM
King Schlong
 
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Was ballsed on Sat at our football teams Xmas party. I did the usual and sent myself home, without making any goodbyes, when the full sign came up and realised I couldnt speak.

Got a cab and had a fight with the driver. I say fight but what actually happened was he took the piss by wanting 32 for a 15 journey so I told him to f*** off. He locked the doors so I chucked a 20 at him and tried to climb over the seats from back to front. He started hitting me, I starting punching the passenger seat, rear view mirror and steering wheel, then fell back into the back. He then got a trunchen type thing from under his seat so I gave him 12 and got out and went to bed.
 
Unread 16-12-2010, 12:36 PM
newsie
 
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You werent locked in......
Really????! I thought we were locked in. All this time. Jesus.
 
Unread 16-12-2010, 12:41 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Really????! I thought we were locked in. All this time. Jesus.
No, you both had collapsed in there........
Curled up like siamense twins...
 
Unread 16-12-2010, 01:12 PM
Part 36 Offer
 
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Curled up like siamense twins...

Sounds kinky..
 
Unread 16-12-2010, 01:12 PM
TravellingRed
 
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one from back home...

went out to united one Weekend and got home early hours on sunday morning...the mrs was away at her mates for the night and i had lst my keys...

Couldnt get hold of her at 4am so went round to the back, got a big 6ft wall so i though "push a wheelie bin up to that and just jump over"

I had forgot that my neighbour had 'Kindly' put vandal paint all across the top of the wall....I got covered in black gooey paint but f*** it i was in the back yard....

now the back door has a top and bottom dead lock...Put my foot straight through the dog flap and managed to reach around to the bottom one..

Now the top one, i couldnt get high enough so i was going to have to put the little window in at the top of the window...Smashed that through with a spade, neighbours still not woke up...covered in vandal paint i was in...!!!


I woke sunday afternoon with a slap....Final crwaled out of my pit and there was vandal paint all up the walls of the stairs on every wall leading to the kitchen....She was just scowling and pointing to the dog basket...

The dog was covered in vandal paint and in the dog flap/top window was two make shift boards to keep the cold out...

f***ing cereal boxes...

It was 'radio silence' in my house for weeks...Think the dog still thinks i'm mad...
I had a similar one over here, the lad I was living with was at his birds and he'd locked up when we went out but I'd forgot my keys. Got back to the digs with a bird I was seeing, tried ringing him, not answering. Now the door was on the first floor into the hallway, then there was another double door to get into the flat. I somehow managed to get into a window on the first floor, f*** knows how as the bird said I was stood on a wheelie bin and couldn't reach, she f***ed off round the corner in a huff and next thing I was in, don't remember any of this as I was f***ed so christ knows how I did it. Unlocked the outer door, let her in. Then there was the double door so I just shouldered that and went straight through the f***ing thing straight into the living room, lock broke a piece of piss, bits of f***ing door all over the place.
Had to borrow a load of glue from work and glue all the bits of door together so I didn't lose my deposit on the place.
 
Unread 16-12-2010, 01:26 PM
thenorthwillriseagain
 
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Show me someone who's in the pub every night and I'll show you a very sad individual.
and i'll show you everybody in the cleve tbh
 
Unread 16-12-2010, 01:46 PM
Crumps
 
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and i'll show you everybody in the cleve tbh


Not been in for aaaages. Not missed it tbh.
 
Unread 16-12-2010, 01:47 PM
newsie
 
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Sounds kinky..
I did wake up in bed with her MOTWYW
 
Unread 16-12-2010, 01:48 PM
forwardirektion
 
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I did wake up in bed with her MOTWYW

Special K for breakfast??
 
Unread 16-12-2010, 01:49 PM
newsie
 
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Special K for breakfast??
No. I think that was a midnight snack.
 
Unread 16-12-2010, 01:53 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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No. I think that was a midnight snack.

 
Unread 16-12-2010, 01:53 PM
Part 36 Offer
 
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I did wake up in bed with her MOTWYW

The famous 'Bunker Sandwich'?
 
Unread 16-12-2010, 01:54 PM
newsie
 
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Worst house party I've ever been to. I was conscious for precisely 1 hour of it.
 
Unread 16-12-2010, 01:54 PM
newsie
 
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The famous 'Bunker Sandwich'?
No, but he was sat in the corner watching us....
 
Unread 16-12-2010, 02:22 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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The famous 'Bunker Sandwich'?
where the f*** have you been?

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No, but he was sat in the corner watching us....
Lets just leave it there now wont we........
 
Unread 16-12-2010, 02:34 PM
newsie
 
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Lets just leave it there now wont we........
Ha! Yeah, I'm shutting up now.
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