Erling Haaland

There he is!
The Lord of Lies.
Even Boris is only second to him in telling bare faced lies

Originally Posted by Jethro

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status...377679873?s=09

Means £#%&! all tbh

terrible photoshop

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Means my pants are off and this is on.

and now I can never visit this thread again.

There are pics of him signing at least 4 different shirts, including Leeds.

We must be the only club who can turn a 17m buyout into a 76m deal.

Originally Posted by utd99

We must be the only club who can turn a 17m buyout into a 76m deal.

And still have to loan him back to them for 5 month.

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

And still have to loan him back to them for 5 month.

17m to Salzburg and 59m to Raiola probably. Loaned back for 5 years and a clause that we have to sell Pogba back to Juventus for 17m.

He's a weird looking @#%&! and no mistake.

Reminds me a bit of Schwarzenegger (in a blonde toupee) when he had his eyebrows burned off in the first Terminator movie.

Does he really have no eyebrows? OFF!

Shocked that the son of Allfie Inge Haaland looks like a bit of a freak

Originally Posted by Pop

He's a weird looking @#%&! and no mistake.

Reminds me a bit of Schwarzenegger (in a blonde toupee) when he had his eyebrows burned off in the first Terminator movie.

Drago Haaland

Originally Posted by puressence

Drago Haaland

Who gets dropped to accommodate this big lunk?

Can't be the amazing Martial. Can it?

Originally Posted by Cream

Who gets dropped to accommodate this big lunk?

Can't be the amazing Martial. Can it?

I imagine we will rotate. But the two players who may face less game time would be Greenwood and Martial, the latter facing more scrutiny for obvious reasons. The moment this kid signs then Martial simply has to start delivering consistently if he wants to stay at the club. We’ll soon find out.

Originally Posted by Cream

Who gets dropped to accommodate this big lunk?

Can't be the amazing Martial. Can it?

Martial at 10 perhaps?

Originally Posted by AK14

Martial at 10 perhaps?

with Trevor McDoughnut #topicalreference

Will score more than martial if he joins in jan before end of season

Originally Posted by AK14

Martial at 10 perhaps?

The deeper he plays the more harmful his refusal to do any real defending will be. Lingard is rubbish, but at least he works hard.

Originally Posted by puressence

Will score more than martial if he joins in jan before end of season

He is staying at RB until the end of the season.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

I imagine we will rotate. But the two players who may face less game time would be Greenwood and Martial, the latter facing more scrutiny for obvious reasons. The moment this kid signs then Martial simply has to start delivering consistently if he wants to stay at the club. We’ll soon find out.

Big Erling

Rashford Maddison/Sancho James

is how I imagine the forward line will look next season.

Originally Posted by utd99

The deeper he plays the more harmful his refusal to do any real defending will be. Lingard is rubbish, but at least he works hard.

Possibly.

But martial as a second striker just behind Haaland with Rashford and James our wide could be an option against teams that play a very low block? Those are the teams/games where we’ve struggled the most to create so it could be an option.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

He is staying at RB until the end of the season.

Big Erling

Rashford Maddison/Sancho James

is how I imagine the forward line will look next season.

Hasn’t the Austrian league pretty much ended?

Pointless letting this lad stay for a few games imo. We need him in now (after a little break obvs).