Erling Braut Håland has got to sign for United #2021

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Griezmann was 120
Coutinho was 130
Dembele 130

380 million on 3 flops. I used to think we were wasteful with money. £#%&!ing hell.

Liverpool actually got better after Coutinho went, quite revealing in itself tbh.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

it also helps they've had arguably the best player ever to kick a ball in the team for the last 15 years.

If Ronaldo had stayed, we've have had almost a carbon copy ride with one of the greatest of all time papering over cracks.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Dortmund lost 2-1 at home today by the way. Whilst Haaland was probably stood about daydreaming of what club he fancies playing for.

So buying a load of unproven English talent and a potential worldie isn’t the answer?

That shameless lying @#%&! Guardiola claiming it’s “impossible” for them to afford a striker this summer.

Meanwhile at Cook The Books HQ:

Originally Posted by Buck

Barcelona's golden period with Pep and a spine of academy products was great timing for them. Players that came of age and stuck around together for a while under a guy who also grew up in that ethos. Everyone looked to them as a blueprint. But as they needed to be replaced the fabled "La Masia" hasn't produced a top level player for a while and they're exposed as just another club throwing money at the problem.

that sounds awfully familiar....

Originally Posted by jem

that sounds awfully familiar....

Well yes, its something a number of clubs (ours included) will be conversant with. And tbh another way in which the oil clubs have made football so much worse.

https://twitter.com/FootyAccums/status/1378727812681596928

So about a third of a billion for a five year contract.

Fat BASTARD!

600k a week

Steer all the way clear, all the way. Book a meeting then don’t show up.

At least the mask is slipping on a day by day basis now. And to think of all the shit we cop because of this parasite

Originally Posted by dunk

Steer all the way clear, all the way. Book a meeting then don’t show up.

Send Keano to do the other knee

Originally Posted by dunk

Steer all the way clear, all the way. Book a meeting then don’t show up.

Or book a meeting, secretly film it, offer Raiola and the dad a bung to £#%&! Dortmund, at that point make your excuses and leave , then immediately upload it to your website.

‘Fake news’ that, you greedy fat @#%&!.

This whole thing has a horrible smell to it.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

https://twitter.com/FootyAccums/stat...27812681596928

that's beyond £#%&!ing foolish...

20m to the agent and 20m to his dad??? on top of dortmund wanting 150m

then an additional 600k a week?

Originally Posted by Vida_15

that's beyond £#%&!ing foolish...

20m to the agent and 20m to his dad??? on top of dortmund wanting 150m

then an additional 600k a week?

That 600 per week is after £#%&!ing tax as well

Originally Posted by shenwen

That 600 per week is after f***ing tax as well

Just as well 2nd contracts for Abu Dhabi consultancy gigs are tax-free

trained at the cliff today makes you think

City it is then

"I understand completely people ask about Haaland because of course he’s an exceptional striker but you understand it’s not appropriate for me to talk about a player from another club".

“The only thing I can say is that he is an exceptional striker. With his age, he is an exceptional striker. He’s a fantastic player. To score that number of goals at his age is not easy. He’s 20 years old and the numbers speak for themselves,” said Guardiola. “When that happens it’s because he can score with the right, the left, via counterattacks, in the box. He’s a fantastic striker, everyone knows it.

“I can’t say anything about a player from another club”
*proceeds to say loads about player from another club*

Looking forward to this fraudulent ogre going missing later tonight.