Erling Braut Håland has got to sign for United #2021

Originally Posted by Tronics

according to Duncan Castles (yeah, i know) Dortmund want to get rid of him because they feel like he doesn't contribute a lot to their overall play, he's a beast of a goalscorer but he doesn't do much else. Hence the "better version of Lukaku" comparison i've been seeing everywhere.

he would probably have a lot more options in a pre-covid world but i think he's going to be somewhat limited to 2-3 clubs only in the summer (if he leaves, Marco Rose will take over next season, maybe he will convince to stay).

i don't think we will get him. Ole couldn't convince him to join United last season and considering their history at Molde that was odd and maybe an indication of how Halaand rates him as a coach.

City would be an obvious choice with his Dad's connection to the club and him being a life long fan. then there's Bayern too and possibly Juve or PSG.

although i personally think he'll end at Chelsea.

Absolute %@#$&!s.

Originally Posted by Tronics

according to Duncan Castles (yeah, i know) Dortmund want to get rid of him because they feel like he doesn't contribute a lot to their overall play, .

you mean he talks about something other than slagging solksjaer off?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

you mean he talks about something other than slagging solksjaer off?

This, he's an utter embarrassing mess...

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

This, he's an utter embarrassing mess...

Basically any manager who's at a club that mourinho got sacked from gets pelters.

yeah he can be a bit of a #@&%! but he does have some interesting things to say from time to time

Originally Posted by Neo

Mad isn't it.

Why would a player want to join the biggest club in the biggest league, that will pay the biggest wages and offer the biggest sponsorship deals?

Add to that he knows the language, would be managed by a fellow countryman, and would live in a city that is up the road from where he was born.

Other than all of that, why would he want to come here?

Its one thing to assume (correctly) that we can't assume he will sign for us as of right, quite another to talk as if we were Stockport County these days

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Its one thing to assume (correctly) that we can't assume he will sign for us as of right, quite another to talk as if we were Stockport County these days

Do it Erling.

Expose Fraudiola.

Originally Posted by saffers

Do it Erling.

Expose Fraudiola.

I f***ing hate this c***, and Erling obvs.

https://twitter.com/footyaccums/status/1373199634089222146?s=21

City are in pole position as of 11.25 this morning.

We will be tomorrow, then Chelsea, then Barca, then Leeds with their beautiful football.

Originally Posted by Tronics

yeah he can be a bit of a #@&%! but he does have some interesting things to say from time to time

Is that you or Castles?

If he signs for city which he may well do. Peps football team will have A completely change B haaland changes how he plays.

Originally Posted by puressence

If he signs for city which he may well do. Peps football team will have A completely change B haaland changes how he plays.

Just read that back

Another two goals today v Koln (2-2). Opened the scoring in the second minute and rescued a point for Dortmund in the 90th. 33 for the season now.

*That magnificent old Polish bastard at Bayern meanwhile bagged another hat trick within 20 minutes of the first half. Just the 42 for the season he's got.

Originally Posted by Pop

Another two goals today v Koln (2-2). Opened the scoring in the second minute and rescued a point for Dortmund in the 90th. 33 for the season now.

*That magnificent old Polish bastard at Bayern meanwhile bagged another hat trick within 20 minutes of the first half. Just the 42 for the season he's got.

Sounds like the defences over there take a hell of a lot of cracking.

So their opening bids are ‘just give him to us, danke’ from Bayern, Isco plus nish from RM, 500,000 plus 2.6billion to a Grand Cayman account from City, and 90m in 72 incentive based installments (one of which involves Mars) from us.

Originally Posted by utd99

So their opening bids are ‘just give him to us, danke’ from Bayern, Isco plus nish from RM, 500,000 plus 2.6billion to a Grand Cayman account from City, and 90m in 72 incentive based installments (one of which involves Mars) from us.

Just read that back.

Originally Posted by Cream

Just read that back.

And what did you think?

Originally Posted by 20LEgend1999

And what did you think?

Not my best work for sure.

Uh oh...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...w-Cologne.html